1. Dear John Travolta’s wig, it’s time we parted. And no, I’m not talking about the way you’re styled.
I’m talking about leaving each other.
2. The jig is up.
3. Unfasten thyself and begin anew.
4. Unglue thee.
5. Don’t raise your hands at me. Stop trying to be “cute.”
6. *Not cute either*
7. Getting upset and crossing your arms isn’t going to help either.
8. Grin & bear it.
9. Here’s a better option.
10. Even this painted on one is better.
11. In conclusion, here is a word from your chin nubbin:
- In dream jobs: Everyone loves a guy on YouTube going around London reviewing chicken shops 🍗