Here's the deal: There are a lot of hot guys on Walking Dead. Daryl and Rick get a lot of the attention, but, thing is, Glenn is also really hot. It's time for him to get the attention he deserves. And by attention, I mean exploitation. Sorry.
Oh, Glenn. Where do we begin?
How about how jealous we are of Maggie. That's a start.
Or how upset we were when the Governor damaged your face.
But hey cool. Whatever. We got a shirtless scene because of it. No worries.
Your caps are also pretty cute.
Your underutilized guitar skills. Sing me a song, Glenn. Sing me a song, you little sparrow.
Or just smile.
In real life, Glenn is Steven Yeun. He is, for a lack of a better word and because I am a teenage girl, hotter.
Probably because he isn't covered in dirt and rotting corpses.
The man can take a killer selfie.
And those geek glasses.
The way he poses with little statues of Norman Reedus.