Rewind·Posted on Dec 20, 202060 Things You Won't (But Also Totally Will) Believe Happened In Florida In 2020Florida is still the state we know and love, pandemic or not.by Matt StoperaBuzzFeed Staff 60. The Florida man blasting the Cops theme song. Collier County Sheriff's Office/ clickorlando.com 59. The Florida woman who found $8.5 million worth of coronavirus stimulus in her bank account. fox35orlando.com fox35orlando.com 35 58. The tiger that almost ate someone's arm at Carole Baskin's Big Cat Rescue. wfla.com 57. The Florida man who really didn't want to wear a mask. Escambia County Sheriff's Office / Via wvlt.tv 56. The Florida man who literally stole a bulldozer to run over some Biden signs. wfla.com 55. The Florida man who needed a better blonde wig. tampabay.com 54. The Florida woman who was really craving the continental breakfast. actionnewsjax.com 53. The Florida man who hung a giant roll of TP in his front yard just because. CNN Newsource / wfla.com 52. The people in Florida who shoved hair dyers up their noses to "cure" COVID. clickorlando.com 51. The Florida woman who texted 911 for the wrong reason. fox5atlanta.com 50. The Florida woman selling a chicken tender for $5,000. Melinda Britt Disbrow / Via orlandoweekly.com 49. The Florida woman who was the last to know about the coronavirus. tampabay.com 48. The Florida man who really wanted his Burger King. bradenton.com 47. The Grim Reaper who toured Florida beaches. fox8.com 46. The Florida man using a drone in a pandemic for all the right reasons. msn.com 45. The Florida man who had a little trouble parking. Citrus County Sheriff / Via wfla.com 44. The Florida man with the wrong idea for getting out of an arrest. fox35orlando.com 43. The Florida man with the fried chicken secret. Red Eye Film Productions Facebook / Via m.orlandoweekly.com 42. The Florida woman who still had candy canes in April. kluv.radio.com 41. The international flying squirrel trafficking ring that was busted. sun-sentinel.com 40. The Florida man who probably shouldn't have been castrating someone. nbcnews.com 39. The Florida father and son selling toxic bleach. sun-sentinel.com 38. The Florida men who played Uno in the middle of traffic. @driftydilly / tiktok.com / Via clickorlando.com 37. The Florida chew-and-spitter. clickorlando.com 36. The passed-out Florida drag queen. thegailygrind.com / Via Facebook: anahi.santos.3139 35. The Florida man with a spray bottle of "COVID-19." Jacksonville Sheriff's Office / Via kiro7.com 34. The influencer who took the "coronavirus challenge" a little too far. businessinsider.com.au / Via Twitter: @realavalouiise 33. The "eccentric" Florida primary voter. tallahassee.com 32. The people trapped in an elevator because of an alligator. msn.com Lee County Sheriff’s Office 31. The Florida man who almost got away with the goods. newsthud.com 30. The Florida man just trying to get his golf ball. upi.com 29. The Florida man with the worst luck. usatoday.com 28. The Florida man with a lot of blood on his hands. waff.com 27. The Florida woman who takes this whole wearing-a-face-mask thing a little too seriously. fox35orlando.com 26. The Florida man misting the streets with hydrogen peroxide. fox13news.com 25. The Florida man who smacked a cop with a Bible. dailymail.co.uk 24. The Florida man who didn't order that burger. bryancountynews.com 23. The Florida woman who really could have used Maury Povich. apnews.com 22. The Florida machete man. Hernando County Sheriff's Office / Via nypost.com 21. The Florida man who got lucky with his leg. msn.com 20. The naked Florida man who thought he was Batman. kiro7.com 19. The Florida man who was *just* trying to meet his girlfriend in California. clickorlando.com 18. The Florida man who just wanted to be the cool dad. clickorlando.com 17. The Florida man who got stuck in a window. wfla.com 16. The Florida man with a parrot problem. tampabay.com 15. The politicians who decided that WWE pro wrestling was "essential." abcnews.go.com 14. The Florida woman who delivered porn-filled Easter eggs throughout her neighborhood. Flagler County Sheriff's Office / Via wftv.com 13. The Florida man who just, like, casually won a million dollars on a scratch off. fox35orlando.com 12. The Florida woman who was really enthusiastic about buying toilet paper. browardpalmbeach.com 11. The Florida man who is just really, really into candles. wfla.com 10. All of the people in Florida who drank disinfectant. miaminewtimes.com 9. The Florida man who essentially got what he paid for. fox13news.com 8. The Florida woman who only needed a Band-Aid. 6abc.com 7. The Florida girl who had a pretty great strategy for getting out of doing her homework. Collier County Sheriff's Office / Via fox13news.com 6. The Florida underwear face mask thief. tampabay.com 5. The Florida man who was using Disney World as his own personal private paradise. Orange County Sheriff's Office / Via clickorlando.com 4. The guy who got the cops called on him for yelling "shoot" during a hockey game. naplesnews.com 3. The Florida man who has A LOT of feelings about nut milks. actionnewsjax.com 2. The person with a very literal label for their bag of drugs. ktla.com 1. The Florida woman who REALLY needed extra dipping sauce for her nuggets. Indian River County Sheriff's Office / Via cbs12.com H/T: @FloridaMan_ and r/FloridaMan.