1. The Florida man who REALLY wanted cream cheese.
2. The Florida man with a Florida tattoo on his head.
3. The Florida man who was *the* viral picture from the insurrection.
Yes, this guy.
4. The Florida man who pretended to be a firecracker.
5. The Florida man who planted a banana tree in a pothole.
6. The Florida man who just wanted some horses to be free.
7. The Florida man who happens to be a fake teen doctor who can't stop getting into trouble.
8. The Florida couple who tried to have a wedding, like they sent out invitations and everything, at a random mansion.
9. The Florida man who stole a police car...naked.
10. The Florida man who smeared poop on yard signs.
11. The Florida men who couldn't catch the pig.
12. The Florida man who happened to be a monkey whisperer.
13. The Florida woman who claimed to own Google.
14. The Florida man who took the joke a little too far.
15. The Florida man who kept the party going.
The US Coast Guard posted this picture on Facebook with the caption, "We'd like to remind mariners not to drink and boat."
16. The sinkhole that opened outside a sports bar.
17. The Florida woman with the 5 a.m. ritual of annoying the hell out of her neighbors.
18. The Florida man with cocaine up his butt and nuggets on his mind.
19. The Florida snorkeler who found 70 pounds of cocaine.
20. The Florida man who went berserk after a car crash.
21. The Florida woman who was "allergic" to drunks.
22. The Florida man who turned his uncle's skeleton into a functioning guitar.
23. The Florida woman who "cleansed" cash.
24. The Florida man who couldn't get the large iguana out of his toilet.
25. The Florida mother and daughter who rigged the homecoming vote.
26. The Florida man who found a whole lot of cocaine on a casual beach walk.
27. The Florida man with an emotional support python.
28. The Florida man who was trying to catch up on a lil' TV.
29. The Florida man who just wanted to do a little naked trampolining.
30. The Florida man who tried to flirt with a judge on Zoom.
31. The Florida woman who hacked airplanes.
32. The local Tuba Florida man who was banned from playing the tuba on the beach.
33. The Florida man who stole lottery tickets and then came back for more.
34. The Florida man who should probably keep his guns at home.
35. The Florida man who had his double life exposed like oops.
36. The Florida woman who took selfies smoking in the Capitol.
37. The Florida family who sold bleach as a covid cure.
38. The Florida man who really needed napkins.
39. The Florida man who wore women's underwear on a flight.
40. And last but certainly not least, the Florida man who was stabbed with a swordfish.
