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Updated on May 1, 2019. Posted on Mar 31, 2019

A Ranking Of The 99 Craziest Things That Happened In Florida In The Past 10 Years

You can't make this stuff up.

The decade is almost over and because BuzzFeed does a yearly "craziest things that happened in Florida list," I thought I'd compile and rank the craziest things that have happened over the past 10 years.

Check out our individual yearly crazy Florida lists: 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017 and 2018 as well. Enjoy.

99.

nwfdailynews.com

Year of iconic and relatable woman: 2011.

98.

wtsp.com

Year woman married a Ferris wheel named Bruce: 2013.

97.

nypost.com

Year this kid got stuck in a claw machine: 2018.

96.

local10.com

Year of early morning test threat: 2018.

95.

wfla.com

Year this woman shaved her legs in a public pool surrounded by children: 2018.

94.

oxygen.com

Year of boxed wine spraying: 2018.

93.

theweek.com

Year of drug possession with drug admission shirt: 2015.

92.

wtsp.com

Year of the deer who just wanted Doritos: 2013.

91.

huffingtonpost.com

Year this guy grabbed a shark with his bare hands: 2014.

90.

weblogs.sun-sentinel.com

Year of butter asssault: 2011.

89.

newportrichey.wtsp.com

Year of spaghetti bowl attack: 2011.

88.

tcpalm.com

Year of this amazing headline: 2018.

87.

nbcmiami.com

Year of lap dance high heel injury: 2010.

86.

tampabay.com

Year of naked ramen eating: 2018.

85.

baynews9.com

Year a dog called 911 and got shot: 2011.

84.

cbs17.com

Year a dog shot a man: 2013.

83.

floridatoday.com

Year this guy tried to beat up an ATM machine: 2015.

82.

orlandosentinel.com

Year of the stolen pulled pork sandwich: 2018.

81.

huffingtonpost.com

Year a person named "Cherries Waffles Tennis" got arrested: 2014.

80.

news965.com

Year of the angry man: 2016.

79.

cbs17.com

Year of wide neck: 2018/2019.

78.

articles.orlandosentinel.com

Year some guys stole some Beanie Babies thinking it was 1998 or something: 2011.

77.

blogs.browardpalmbeach.com

Year a Domino's guy learned his lesson about forgetting garlic knots: 2012.

76.

foxnews.com

Year of the Coldplay standoff: 2019.

75.

local10.com

Year of the naked Waffle House licking: 2019.

74.

huffingtonpost.com

Year some guys made A LOT of baked goods: 2014.

73.

weblogs.sun-sentinel.com

Year of the frozen chicken nugget debacle: 2011.

72.

clickorlando.com

Year of the other chicken nuggets debacle: 2013.

71.

cnn.com

Year of chill bear: 2014.

70.

usatoday.com

Year the gator got him: 2015.

69.

clickorlando.com

Year Florida became Australia for 10 hours: 2013.

68.

orlandosentinel.com

Year some guy wore a diaper in search of candy: 2010.

67.

foxnews.com

Year of the bucket list bank robbing: 2010.

66.

nypost.com

Year of the herpes-infested monkeys: 2013.

65.

miamiherald.com

Year of the woman with the fitting name for the fitting crime: 2018.

64.

nbcmiami.com

Year I found out dwarf tossing was legal in Florida: 2011.

63.

clickorlando.com

Year of this great church sign: 2017.

62.

Twitter: @WTOP

Year some kids tried to make a dead alligator famous: 2017.

61.

Twitter: @NBCPhiladelphia

The day Miami joker got in trouble the first time: May 24, 2017.

60.

Twitter: @MiamiHerald

The day Miami joker got in trouble the second time: June 1, 2017, literally one week later.

59.

bradenton.com

Year some guy tried to kill a McDonald's manager over a hamburger: 2017.

58.

m.orlandoweekly.com

Year of the giant blunt: 2017.

57.

news-journalonline.com

Year of this brilliant plan: 2017.

56.

wtsp.com

Year of the confused peeing person: 2012.

55.

palmbeachpost.com

Year this guy put a mop on his head in search of eggs: 2017.

54.

wftv.com

Year of the drunk possum: 2017.

53.

wmur.com

Year of the hidden giant snake: 2017.

52.

fox13news.com

Year this guy had the best Taco Bell of his life: 2016.

51.

miamiherald.com

Year of blowy farts: 2016.

50.

bossip.com

Year this woman gave it all up to breastfeed her boyfriend full-time: 2016.

49.

huffingtonpost.com

Year of the great name: 2012.

48.

wtsp.com

Year of the worst Thanksgiving ever: 2012.

47.

sun-sentinel.com

Year of "just no": 2013.

46.

news-journalonline.com

Year of the polite gator: 2016.

45.

ajc.com

Year this guy got like $80 for $33,000 of rare coins: 2019.

44.

cbsnews.com

Year of the armadillo leprosy epidemic: 2015.

43.

sun-sentinel.com

Year of this idiot person doing this idiot thing: 2016.

42.

abc7chicago.com

Year of the tragic drive-thru mistake: 2018.

41.

nbcmiami.com

Year of the nipple bite: 2011.

40.

11alive.com

Year of Florine Brown, rat hoarder: 2014.

39.

newser.com

Year of the wild pissing raccoons: 2012.

38.

wtsp.com

Year of the terrifying puppeteer: 2012.

37.

wkbw.com

Year people got drunk in a bar: 2013.

36.

huffingtonpost.com

Year of the Alligator God: 2013.

35.

metro.co.uk

Year some guy was just "airing out his penis": 2013.

34.

news4jax.com

Year of the worst disguise: 2018.

33.

wtsp.com

Year this zombie attacked a guard at a nudist resort: 2011.

32.

fox8.com

Year people were microwaving piss: 2018.

31.

metro.co.uk

Year some guy's giant penis got him off the hook for murder: 2017.

30.

10news.com

Year of blow: 2018.

29.

blogs.tcpalm.com

Year this woman ate too much food: 2011.

28.

orlandoweekly.com

Year some guy took molly and tried to be one with swans: 2017.

27.

huffingtonpost.com

Year of the sentimental potato: 2013.

26.

wftv.com

Year of terrifying teeth woman: 2018.

25.

abcactionnews.com

Year kids in Florida started drinking hand sanitizer: 2012.

24.

miamiherald.com

Year of the unfortunate coincidence: 2017.

23.

thesmokinggun.com

Year of blow in butt: 2010.

22.

theheights.wtsp.com

Year we found out what happens when you win a roach eating contest: 2012.

21.

Twitter: @TheCut

Year this woman should have grabbed the cheddar biscuits instead: 2018.

20.

nbcmiami.com

Year this mom just wanted to listen to "Umbrella": 2012.

19.

usnews.nbcnews.com

Year of a lot of stolen soup: 2013.

18.

news-journalonline.com

Year of potato salad rage: 2011.

17.

inquisitr.com

Year of the great butthole tattoo: 2012.

16.

boingboing.net

Year some cat gave some guy a dirty look: 2017.

15.

miami.cbslocal.com

Year some guy ate another guy's face and they thought it was because of bath salts: 2012.

14.

nwfdailynews.com

Year a woman literally closed her eyes to pray while driving: 2016.

13.

orlandosentinel.com

Year this man got his wish: 2011.

12.

heavy.com

Year of semen vapeage: 2015.

11.

wpbf.com

Year of "not homeless need boobs": 2013.

10.

abcnews.go.com

Year this woman got in a car crash while shaving her pubes: 2010.

9.

ksl.com

Year this guy had the worst year ever: 2013.

8.

Twitter: @WISH_TV

Year of aggravated farting: 2018.

7.

blabbermouth.net

Year of Nickelback drummer impersonation: 2017.

6.

tampabay.com

Year this guy Googled his way into jail: 2017.

5.

nbcmiami.com

Year some guy sprinkled his finacee's ashes at a Lens Crafters: 2013.

4.

Twitter: @KTLA

Year of bull costume spaghetti sauce burning: 2018.

3.

miaminewtimes.com

Year of the guy with half a head: 2016.

2.

upi.com

Year of dumbest guy doing dumbest thing ever: 2016.

1.

miaminewtimes.com

Year of "Eat Ass": 2010.

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