Every four years, I feel like it's my duty to remind the world that figure skating is THE most athletic and physically wild sport in the world...
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First of all, this guy literally chucked a whole woman.
He's like, "Bye, queen"....
...and she's like "I'm ded."
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And look right here...
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...SHE'S TWO INCHES FROM HER IMMINENT, ICY DOOM AND SHE'S LIKE, "The chicken was lovely."
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And like, he's just waiting there — wishing, hoping, and praying that he can catch her.
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Also, holy my cannoli...
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Sorry, but I don't trust this guy...
He DOES NOT look confident in his catching abilities.
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It's just wild to me how they are FLINGING people out there.
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That's a long-ass way to be throwing a human being!
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She's basically trying to harvest his organs with her skate.
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And that skate is awfully close to her head.
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What is he even holding on to?!
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Like, how is this physically possible?!
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This picture also isn't making sense to my brain. Like, how is she not falling?!
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She's basically crying out for help, people. HELP HER.
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It's giving major "never let go" Titanic energy.
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He's casting a spell on someone while she's just, you know, being spun around the ice.
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This picture makes me incredibly uncomfortable for the both of them. This is some Evel Knievel witchery.
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I can't even tell you what's happening here.
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It's like he's using her as a weapon.
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She's two inches away from death and totally just like...
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"I love the cool breeze."
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She is two centimeters away from the worst thumb jam of her life.
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*Grandma voice* BE CAREFUL!
Like, she's climbing on him with her skates!
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It's like she's trying to off her own head!
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And really, I just have NO IDEA how someone could be that flexible.
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WHAT IN TARNATION IS EVEN GOING ON HERE?!
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He's basically sweeping the ice with her hair, like...
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His face is seriously giving me anxiety, like he can't breathe or something.
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YOU DO REALIZE THAT'S A BLADE, RIGHT?!?!
In conclusion, wowowowow.
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Figure skating is WILD. Like, you can't look at these pictures and tell me it's not the most challenging sport in the world.
