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24 Better Ways To Celebrate Your Death

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when I die shoot my ashes into the air with a t shirt gun

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When I die I want my Facebook to be deleted before anyone knows I'm dead so they can't write on my wall and think I'll read it from heaven.

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when i die, i want my grave to have free wifi so people will come visit more often

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when i die i want yall to vape me

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When I die I want to be buried with my cell phone just in case I wake up. God that Instagram selfie would get so many likes

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When I die I want the "All That" theme song to play when people enter my funeral

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When I die, I want my kids to gather weekly, sing songs about me & pretend to eat my flesh & drink my blood. Cause I love myself that much!

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When I die I want my skin to be made into condoms to give to my friends so I can protect them even after death 💯💯💯

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When I die I want to be turned into a candle

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When I die I want to come back as a meme

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when I die, I want the people I did group projects with, to lower me in my grave so they can let me down one more time.

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When I die I want an employee from Olive Garden to stand over my grave and grate Parmesan til the grave is filled

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when I die I want all pictures of me burned except for this one

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When I die I want my friends to melt cheese over my headstone

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I think hashtag funeral on Instagram is hilarious. When I die I want everyone to upload a photo and hashtag Catherine'sFuneral

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When I die I want a church choir to sing Trap Queen in the background at my funeral

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When I die I want to be honored with this photo

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When I die I want to come back as @Cher's tweets.

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when I die I want to be cremated & turned into marijuana so my grand kids could get high off my spirit.... I want to be grown in Colorado.

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Just kidding when I die I want my ashes thrown in the color run

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When I die I want catnip planted on my grave so stray cats will flock to my grave and rub all over it and people will think I was a cat God

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When I die I want a weed coffin and when I want everyone to smoke & I want free spliffs to be handed out

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When I die I want my tombstone to say "I guess lol"

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when i die i want to be cremated and buried with fruit seeds so like when someone eats the apple they're eating me :-)

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