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    I Haven't Been Able To Stop Thinking About Dr. Phil's Weird Mansion For Days

    I'm into the bedazzled bar.

    JoJo Siwa's house is full of things with her face on it.

    Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's house is full of literally nothing.

    And Kourtney Kardashian's children have a playhouse that's nicer than anything you or me will ever live in.

    Celebrity real estate is somewhat a passion of mine.

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    That's why I was elated when pictures of Dr. Phil's $5.75 million mansion appeared on Realtor.com.

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    FWIW, the LA Times says that while the house in Dr. Phil's trust, Dr. Phil himself has never lived there. His son currently does.

    From the outside, all is great and fine.

    The outdoors is charming.

    The bedroom seems tasteful.

    I am really into that purple couch!

    Then things get a little strange.

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    There's a pool table room that's cool.

    There's a cocoon thing in the hallway. Fine.

    Then we get to the main staircase that is either made of bones or heavily twisted wood.

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    That's also a bedazzled bar. I *do* like that.

    The living room has some *interesting* art.

    There's a "Hello There" lighted sign.

    And then there's the dining room that is filled with guns.

    Well, that's certainly one way to live!

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