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35 Questions Twitter Has For Americans

Honestly, there are some valid points here but I still will never be DTF with mushy peas.

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The following is a list of questions non-Americans have for actual Americans. If you are American and feel inclined, please answer any of the questions in the comments. Thanks!

1.

why do americans pronounce halloween as “holloween”? there’s clearly an a there, brenda

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2.

Why do Americans call Autumn fall? Apart from the fact leaves start falling from trees.

3.

Why do Americans clap and cheer in movie theatres? Do they realize the actors can't see them?

4.

Why do Americans have professional photoshoots in the woods

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Why do Americans use university, college, and school interchangeably?

6.

Why do americans do stupid shit like name their kids after days of the week

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7.

Why do Americans use football fields as a unit of measurement

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Why do americans like mac n cheese so much? i ate that shit and almost threw up

9.

Why do Americans call it a 'restroom?' I've never done anything remotely restful in a toilet.

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Why do Americans say math? The word is mathematics,so shortened its maths.yes?

11.

Why do Americans puke in the sink?

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12.

Why do Americans love to speak about personal things, loudly, in coffee shops? Baffling to me.

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Why do Americans refrigerate eggs if they don't have to be refrigerated?

14.

Why do Americans remove the second "A" from "caramel" when pronouncing it?

15.

Why do Americans say “Erbs” it’s “Herbs” ?

16.

why do americans put butter on pancakes like it's a fucking sandwich

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17.

Why do Americans think "a cup" is a unit of measurement

18.

why do americans say "I could care less"??? it doesn't make sense. it's "I COULDN'T care less"

19.

why do americans call instructions directions

20.

Why do Americans call the seats or stands, bleachers?

21.

Why do Americans always have weird names like 'tray' 'colby' 'hunter' 'jackson'

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22.

Why do Americans play the national anthem before every domestic sports event? To remind them what country they’re in? Seems so primitive.

23.

Why do Americans threaten to sue so much😶 it's like a plot thickener in almost every tv series

24.

why do americans pronounce craig like creg??

25.

Why do Americans pronounce 's' as 'd', as in Minnesota

26.

Why do Americans repeat themselves and slower when someone doesn't understand English

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Why do Americans name their natural disasters

29.

Why do Americans not put the tax in the price? I thought my sushi cost $8 and it turned out to cost $8.70🙄😳

30.

If petrol is a liquid, why do Americans call it gas?

31.

why do americans call drugs by their brand names?? like it's not advil and tylenol, it's ibuprofen and paracetamol u knobs

32.

Why do Americans call their main meal an "entree"?

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why do americans number their pencils?? like a number 1 pencil and number 2 pencil, how extra can you get

34.

Why do americans fold their flags like samosas ?

35.

why do americans think cheese is a vegetable

Valid.

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