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Don't Be Sad, Look At These Baby Sloths Eating Vegetables

A controversial cure to everything. I think.

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If you didn’t already know, pictures of baby sloths eating vegetables have been clinically proven to cure depression and disease and possibly even drug addiction.

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Scientists can't figure out exactly why looking at these pictures offers such a rapid cure but it has something to do with brainwaves, chemistry, and biology, I think.

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They, as in medical professionals, say in order to get the most benefit from this therapy you really have to meditate on the photo. I know, it sounds like some hippy yoga BS, but it's not. This is chemistry. Brain chemistry.

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We are changing your brain chemistry right now.

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Still don't believe me and science?

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Well, let's try this out. Be my test subjects.

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Oh, also, I forgot. It's NOT ONLY baby sloths EATING VEGETABLES that cure your every pain. Baby sloths DRINKING MILK also works as well.

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Confused? I digress...

So, for example, this photo has the same effect...

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... as this one.

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It's simple.

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Now go on now, your therapy is almost complete.

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Look at this baby sloth getting its milk on...

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... and this one eating a sweet potato thing.

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Vegetables are so funny!

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Carrot sticks make you happy!

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"OH HELLLLLO, GREEN BEAN."

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It's all so delicious.

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Don't lose focus. There are only 5 photos left. Stay with me.

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The tipping point is upon us. This is where everything changes.

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That tongue.

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This joy.

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One left.

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BOOM.

That's it. Please report your findings in the comments. Did the therapy work? How do you feel? Thank you for taking part in this very scientific study. Bless.
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That's it. Please report your findings in the comments. Did the therapy work? How do you feel? Thank you for taking part in this very scientific study. Bless.

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