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Disturbing Trend: Babies In Pumpkins

Don't hate the player, hate the game. AKA Pinterest.

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You've seen it on Pinterest.

AWWW!!! SO CUTE!! IT'S A BABY IN A FRIGGIN PUMPKIN!!!! Right?

Wrong.

It's not so pretty.

73% of all children put into pumpkins end up in tears.*

*Approximate. Not scientifically tested.
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*Approximate. Not scientifically tested.

Their cries are deafening.

"Help."

"This feels gross."

"Why am I in a pumpkin?"

"WHAT IS MY LIFE?"

It's gone too far.

IT HAS SPREAD TO DOGS.

Don't be part of the trend.

Save the pumpkin children.

Or don't.

Because actually, you know what? If I had a baby I would probably put it in a pumpkin because why not?!
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Because actually, you know what? If I had a baby I would probably put it in a pumpkin because why not?!

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