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    Updated on Oct 22, 2019. Posted on Oct 22, 2019

    We Need To Talk About "Parent Trap" Dennis Quaid

    I can't be the only one.

    Parent Trap Dennis Quaid is the hottest movie DILF ever to DILF.

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    He owns a winery.

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    A very large winery.

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    He has a beautiful dog.

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    He owns this huge house, has a rich people dog, and a huge winery.

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    He's the sugar daddy of my dreams.

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    He's also a great dad.

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    Just kidding. He was a terrible dad. He literally separated his identical twin daughters from birth and moved across the country in an effort to keep them apart forever.

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    I don't care about that, though.

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    That never stopped me from making bad decisions about men.

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    Parent Trap Dennis Quaid could get it regardless of abandoning one of his twin daughters.

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    Anyway, he hikes. That's hot.

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    He wears sunglasses. That's hot.

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    He thinks a lot. That's hot.

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    He has this little wrinkle on his forehead when he's thinking. That's hot.

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    I love his collection of precisely two henleys he's always wearing.

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    It's hot.

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    Remember that scene where Meredith Blake unbuttons his shirt and tells him to show more chest hair?

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    That was hot.

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    I love this four-wheeling face on him.

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    I love this flustered face on him.

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    Last but not least, his hands. They're hot.

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    My point has been made.

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    That's about it.

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    I love you, Parent Trap Dennis Quaid. Till death do us part. Till death. do. us. part.

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