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    Dear Straight People, We Ate Ass First!

    How dare you steal our culture!

    First Khia popped her pussy like this, and I did not speak out — because Khia is iconic.

    Then Nicki Minaj gave it up to the best ass eater, and I did not speak out — because this was just like a really good Nicki verse and I am here for every good Nicki verse.

    Then Allison Williams had her ass eaten out on Girls and I was like HELL NO. FUCK THIS. IT IS TIME FOR ME TO SPEAK OUT.

    We ate ass first.

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    It all started with the Greeks.

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    Alexander the Great was in on it.

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    Even famous composer Tchaikovsky was known to dabble.

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    Seriously...

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    Basically gay people have been eating ass for thousands of years and now straight people want to come around and take credit.

    I am tired of straight people eating ass and appropriating gay culture.

    hi@J0rdynTyl3rFollow

    I am tired of straight people eating ass and appropriating gay culture.

    11:02 PM - 30 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Straight people arrive at things gay people have been doing all along: Eating ass. Eating pussy. Anal sex. A day late and a dollar short.

    Anti_Intellect @Anti_IntellectFollow

    Straight people arrive at things gay people have been doing all along:

    Eating ass.

    Eating pussy.

    Anal sex.

    A day late and a dollar short.

    2:47 PM - 31 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    And as we know, straight people ruin everything.

    I can't go on Facebook without being bombarded with their hetero bullshit.

    Instagram is TAINTed.

    Everything is dark-sided, gargoyles, psychics, etc.

    To this, I say stop.

    Enough.

    Let us have this one thing.

    #stopstraightpeople2015.

    Don't ruin ass eating for us all.

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    Bye.