Dear Men, Stop Shaving Your Pubes

Let's end this once and for all.

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Long ago, like 12 years ago, in the dreary days of Sisqo's silver head, Ed Hardy, and Von Dutch trucker hats, a problematic trend began. This trend, a literal "pube killer," became known as "manscaping."

* Sounds the pube alarm *

Manscaping spread rapidly, almost like a deadly contagious virus comparable to the one on that dreaded poop cruise of 2013. It seemed like men everywhere were trimming, plucking, and, most unfortunately, de-pubing.

Scary thing is, it continues to this day.

Last week, we delved into the horrors of chest shaving. This week, we take a deeper dive. And by deeper dive, I mean pubes.

It's time to stand up for the little guys (pubes).

In layman's terms, pubes are fucking hot.

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Aesthetically speaking, they're also charming. They add character. They are nice.

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From my completely unscientific understanding, pheromones are like, to quote John Mayer (SORRY), sexual napalm.

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This is why our bodies should remain intact.

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Lastly, and most importantly, there is nothing more creepy than a man with a completely shaved crotch. You look like a puffy tween.

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And I'll be damned if every man looked like a puffy tween. The injustice.

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So what can you?