1. Justin Marie Timberlake*, we have a problem.
*not actually his middle name.
2. Like, I know you relax your hair/have a lace front now…
3. … but this hat. Justin, are you listening to me?
4. LISTEN TO ME, JUSTIN. IM SHOUTING NOW. THIS HAT. It’s bad.
5. Let me try to understand it. It’s a mixture between a fedora and bowlers cap…
6. …WHICH, LIKE, WHAT?
7. WHO WEARS FEDORAS ANYMORE?!
8. AND WHO EVEN GOES BOWLING?!
9. NOBODY. THAT’S WHO. NOBODY.
10. I know your hair is fake/straightened now because you naturally have hair that’s resembles ramen noodles, but like, it’s better than that hat.
11. I mean, this is bad…but still. That hat is worse.
12. The only excuse is that you’re regrowing your natural curls.
13. Believe in yourself, bb. The curls are cute!
14. And Jessica, if you’re reading this, you should sit on it by “accident.” Crush it.
15. Crush it, Jessica.
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