1. First of all, it was only just last month that San Francisco turned orange.
Early September, to be precise.
2. Its been 40 days, a little over five weeks, since Ruth Bader Ginsburg passed away...
3. ...And 32 days since Trump announced Amy Coney Barrett as his Supreme Court nominee.
4. Which means it's been 32 days since that super spreader event on the White House lawn.
How was this only four weeks ago?!
5. Schitt's Creek won everything at the Emmys a little over a month ago.
6. The first debate was only a little over four weeks ago.
7. Less than four weeks ago, 27 days to be exact, Hope Hicks tested positive for the coronavirus.
Hope Hicks, who has been working so hard without even taking a small break, has just tested positive for Covid 19. Terrible! The First Lady and I are waiting for our test results. In the meantime, we will begin our quarantine process!
8. Trump announced he had the coronavirus 26 days ago.
Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER!
9. That evening, a little under four weeks ago, Trump went to Walter Reed Hospital for COVID.
10. On that same day, Emily in Paris was released on Netflix.
11. And 23 days ago, Trump was back at the White House.
That's only like three weeks ago!
12. The fly landed on Mike Pence's head 21 days ago.
13. It's been 16 days since Amy Coney Barrett's confirmation hearing began.
14. It's been seven days since Quibi announced it was shutting down.
15. It's been only six days since the last presidential debate.
16. Two days since Amy Coney Barrett's confirmation to the Supreme Court.
17. And lastly, it's been less than 24 hours since the Kardashians have done something stupid.
After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.