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    17 Things That Happened Recently That Will Completely Warp Your Sense Of Time And Reality

    Time is so weird, especially in COVID times.

    1. First of all, it was only just last month that San Francisco turned orange.

    San Francisco cityscape covered in an orange haze

    Early September, to be precise.

    Woman wearing a mask walking past a bridge

    2. Its been 40 days, a little over five weeks, since Ruth Bader Ginsburg passed away...

    Makeshift memorial to Ruth Bader Ginsburg filled with flowers, candles, and cards

    3. ...And 32 days since Trump announced Amy Coney Barrett as his Supreme Court nominee.

    President Donald Trump and Amy Coney Barrett at the White House

    4. Which means it's been 32 days since that super spreader event on the White House lawn.

    A mixture of people wearing masks and people not wearing masks on the White House lawn

    How was this only four weeks ago?!

    Amy Coney and Trump walking to the rose garden

    5. Schitt's Creek won everything at the Emmys a little over a month ago.

    Daniel Levy giving an acceptance speech

    6. The first debate was only a little over four weeks ago.

    President Trump and former Vice President Biden speaking at the debate

    7. Less than four weeks ago, 27 days to be exact, Hope Hicks tested positive for the coronavirus.

    Hope Hicks, who has been working so hard without even taking a small break, has just tested positive for Covid 19. Terrible! The First Lady and I are waiting for our test results. In the meantime, we will begin our quarantine process!

    8. Trump announced he had the coronavirus 26 days ago.

    Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER!

    9. That evening, a little under four weeks ago, Trump went to Walter Reed Hospital for COVID.

    President Trump walks across the White House lawn

    10. On that same day, Emily in Paris was released on Netflix.

    Emily sitting at a cafe

    11. And 23 days ago, Trump was back at the White House.

    Trump taking his mask off while standing on a balcony

    That's only like three weeks ago!

    Trump on a balcony

    12. The fly landed on Mike Pence's head 21 days ago.

    Mike Pence

    13. It's been 16 days since Amy Coney Barrett's confirmation hearing began.

    14. It's been seven days since Quibi announced it was shutting down.

    15. It's been only six days since the last presidential debate.

    16. Two days since Amy Coney Barrett's confirmation to the Supreme Court.

    Amy Coney Barrett after taking the oath to the Supreme Court

    17. And lastly, it's been less than 24 hours since the Kardashians have done something stupid.

    After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.