Sports·Posted on May 16, 2016The Brazilian Men's Gymnastics Team Is So Hot It's ProblematicBRB, coming to Brazil.by Matt StoperaBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Ever since forever, or at least since YouTube comments, Brazil has basically been shouting at people to come to it. nightjesus.tumblr.com For example, this is a skull playing a trumpet. A skull playing a trumpet cannot come to Brazil...yet there are hundreds of YouTube comments ASKING THE SKULL PLAYING THE TRUMPET TO COME TO BRAZIL. Via thewhistlingflea.tumblr.com It's all so fucking confusing. diorc.tumblr.com After years of wondering WHY exactly Brazil wanted us to come to it, I think I've finally figured it out. lord-kitschener.tumblr.com No, it's not the food, or the culture, or whatever else people like about countries. It's the hot-ass 2016 Brazilian men's gymnastics team. instagram.com *Learns Portuguese* instagram.com *Chugs a caipirinha* instagram.com *Stands on a platform, moves to a microphone, and makes a declaration* "BRAZIL I WILL CUM TO YOU. WE WILL ALL CUM TO YOU." instagram.com Why now? Because everyone knows Brazilian guys are practically THE hottest guys in the whole damn world. instagram.com And these guys, the lovely 2016 Brazilian men's gymnastics team, are some of the most special guys. instagram.com Why are they so special, you ask? Because each of their Instagram accounts is like a treasure trove of half-naked Brazilian men fondly looking at each other. instagram.com It's like they don't own shirts... instagram.com ...and they are constantly stuck huddled in actual piles of mostly naked muscled men. Instagram: @angelo_assumpcao Heaven is real, and it's a member of the 2016 Brazilian men's gymnastics team Instagram account. instagram.com When I die, take me to the pearly gates of the Brazilian gymnastics training facility. It's where I belong. instagram.com Now, you may be asking: Who are these hot always-shirtless athletes, anyway? This is Diego Hypolito. He's hot. instagram.com This is Angelo Assumpção. He's hot. instagram.com Here he is with another one of his hot teammates being all naked and shit. instagram.com This is Lucas Bitencourt. He's hot even if it looks like this picture was taken through a potato. instagram.com Francisco Barretto is a personal fave. He takes some of my favorite pictures, and by favorite pictures I mean slutty elevator pics. instagram.com Fellipe Arakawa has a thing for aliens. instagram.com Arthur Nory, quite frankly, makes me quiver. instagram.com This picture triggers me. instagram.com And now my body can't control its constant quivs.* instagram.com *Abbreviation for quivering. Yerp, this is a thing. Instagram: @felipepolato Lastly, we have Petrix Barbosa. Here's a problematically hot picture of him and a golden f*cking retriever. instagram.com And here he is with Arthur f*cking Nory. instagram.com In conclusion, they deserve all of the awards or medals or whatever. See you in Brazil, bbs. We will all finally come to you xoxo. instagram.com Want a hot guy in your inbox every weekday? Sign up for BuzzFeed’s “Dude a Day” newsletter!