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Cristiano Ronaldo Is Selling His Trump Tower Condo For A Huge Loss And, Judging From The Pictures, I'm Not Surprised

No offense, but it's tacky.

The New York Post has reported that in 2015, Cristiano Ronaldo bought a three-bedroom condo in Trump Tower for $18.5 million. In 2019, he put it up for sale for $9 million, and now he dropped the price to $7.75 million.

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For those who aren't numerically inclined, that's a $10.75 million loss.

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I found some pictures of the apartment and, no offense, I kind of get why.

Marble walls and statues flanking a couch
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Like, it's a little too on the nose for a "rich person's" apartment:

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It's basically a time capsule of how people thought rich people lived in 1991:

Two-toned floors and ornate artwork on the walls
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If you really love your walls covered in expensive wood, then this place is for you:

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Really, every wall is covered in wood:

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For $7+ million, you would think the kitchen would be upgraded, but it's not:

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The bedroom is fine, I guess:

More dark walls with matching bedding and built-in bookshelves
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And I think this is an office?

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I'm pretty sure that couch hasn't been moved in 30 years.

Ultimately, what you're paying for is the view:

A clear view of Central Park
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Because the rest of it is very much Richie Rich's aesthetic:

Glass-topped dining room table with uninterrupted views of skyscrapers and Central Park
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Thoughts?

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