1. The time she yelled at Mickey Mouse.
2. The time she held Lady Gaga in her bosom like a small, upset child.
3. The time she said Bionic was too smart for people to understand.
4. The time she threw her gum at her fans.
5. The time she got mad at some guy for coughing during her interview.
6. The time she wore this iconic ensemble:
7. The time she wore this unforgettable outfit:
8. And ALL OF THE TIMES she wore chaps.
9. The time she put her tongue down Britney Spears' throat.
10. The time she was born at an Eckerd.
11. All of the times she peed in buckets.
12. The time she told Daniel Franzese A.K.A. Damien that she's never seen Mean Girls.
"It's actually funny because I met Christina Aguilera and I thought for sure that would be an exciting moment in my life. And I was like, "Christina, my name's Daniel. I sing 'Beautiful' in 'Mean Girls.' And she was like, "Never saw it." And then turned her back and walked away. She was so rude."
13. The time she welcomed her child into Judaism with penis balloons.
14. The time she tried to kiss the Target dog.
15. The time she said she was the best.
16. The time she wore a plastic disc on her head.
17. The time she used the word "hornier."
18. The time she almost fell into a Christmas tree at Seth MacFarlane's Christmas party.
19. The time she called Britney Spears trailer trash.
From US Weekly:
"I know Britney. She's not trailer trash, but she sure acts that way."
"I can't believe that girl bought her own engagement ring! I've seen it, up close. It looks like she got it on QVC."