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28 Extremely Disappointing Facts About The Class Of 2020

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This month, kids all over the country started their first year of high school. These kids, the class of 2020, were by and large born in 2002, so it’s safe to assume that their high school experience will be different than yours. Here’s how…

1. First off, there's this:

"2016 marks the first year high school freshmen will learn about 9/11 as a historical event they were not alive for."
Twitter: @ByronBucao

"2016 marks the first year high school freshmen will learn about 9/11 as a historical event they were not alive for."

2. Then there's the fact that they were born the same year as Eminem's "Lose Yourself," Avril Lavigne's "Complicated," and Nelly's "Hot in Herre."

And the same year as this CLASSIC:

3. They were born the same year as the first Spider-Man movie:

Sony

And the same year as all these movies:

New Line Cinema, Fox, Buena Vista

4. The same year Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears broke up.

US Weekly

5. The same year the second Harry Potter movie came out.

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6. They live in a world where an iPod is a legit artifact...

7. ...N64s are complete history...

8. ...and your old flip phones and digital cameras are on display during their field trips to museums.

9. Speaking of phones, they have always had a full keyboard for texting.

10. They have also never lived in a world with monthly texting limits.

11. You can say with 100% confidence that you have MP3s older than they are.

BuzzFeed

12. They were born the same year that Kim Possible or That's So Raven debuted.

Disney

Which means they are younger than all of these TV shows:

Disney, Cartoon Network

13. The Krusty Krab and its pizza had already been around for three years by the time they were born.

Nickelodeon

14. You can also say with 100% confidence that they have no idea who Ashanti is.

15. The class of 2020 has lived in a world that has ALWAYS had Wi-Fi...

16. ...a world that has always had Wikipedia...

Wikipedia

17. ...a world that has always had Google...

Google

18. ...and a world where they never had to use this ancient artifact:

19. Grand Theft Auto: Vice City came out the year they were born.

Rockstar

20. Sum41 is considered classic rock to them.

BTW, "Fat Lip" came out 15 years ago.
Twitter: @BunchesofJohnny

BTW, "Fat Lip" came out 15 years ago.

21. This was the track list for the Now That's What I Call Music that came out the year right before they were born:

22. This picture doesn't make them FLINCH.

Internet Explorer

23. This picture doesn't bring to mind the STRUGGLE:

24. SmarterChild was never their friend.

25. They will never print out directions and experience the true pain of getting lost and being completely screwed.

26. And chances are they've never felt that sweet, sweet satisfaction of turning the disposable camera wheel.

27. Or the satisfaction of slammin' that phone down:

28. And hashtags... Well...

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