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Why Chris Robshaw Is The Ryan Gosling Of Rugby

I love you.

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Chris Robshaw has the glorious gift of Gosling.

Also known as the G.G. (of) G.
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Also known as the G.G. (of) G.

And by the glorious gift of Gosling, what I mean is he is terribly, terribly good-looking.

Would do 800 times. In a row.
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Would do 800 times. In a row.

Yes, Ryan. I know. I get it. You're jealous. But I'm still quite keen to you, my dear baby G.

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But Chris is also lovely and I could totally kick it with him and be his backdoor, behind-the-scenes boo.

Also known as backdoor bitch.
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Also known as backdoor bitch.

What makes Chris Robshaw great is the way he looks covered in dirt, water, and sweat.

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I'm about 102% sure Ryan Gosling would look nice covered in dirt, water, and sweat too.

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Chris also has that Gosling "I'm not even trying to look beautiful but am incredibly beautiful" serious face.

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*Ryan laughs*

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*Chris laughs*

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*Ryan gets serious*

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*So does Chris*

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*Licks lips*

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*Climaxes*

Oops.
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Oops.

Why can't we all just get along?

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There is room in the world for another ridiculously good-looking Ryan Gosling.

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No need to be jeal, my sweet lovely ridiculously hot man.

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Another brilliant Chris Robshaw trait is his laugh.

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He's got that piss and tickle zest for life...

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... just like Ryan G.

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He can raise his arms, which is a good thing.

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He can also point.

Another good thing.
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Another good thing.

I give up.

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Just take my hand in marriage.

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And please don't tell Ryan.

Bye.
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Bye.