1. Chris Robshaw has the glorious gift of Gosling.
Also known as the G.G. (of) G.
2. And by the glorious gift of Gosling, what I mean is he is terribly, terribly good-looking.
Would do 800 times. In a row.
3. Yes, Ryan. I know. I get it. You’re jealous. But I’m still quite keen to you, my dear baby G.
4. But Chris is also lovely and I could totally kick it with him and be his backdoor, behind-the-scenes boo.
Also known as backdoor bitch.
5. What makes Chris Robshaw great is the way he looks covered in dirt, water, and sweat.
6. I’m about 102% sure Ryan Gosling would look nice covered in dirt, water, and sweat too.
7. Chris also has that Gosling “I’m not even trying to look beautiful but am incredibly beautiful” serious face.
8. *Ryan laughs*
9. *Chris laughs*
10. *Ryan gets serious*
11. *So does Chris*
12. *Licks lips*
14. Why can’t we all just get along?
15. There is room in the world for another ridiculously good-looking Ryan Gosling.
16. No need to be jeal, my sweet lovely ridiculously hot man.
17. Another brilliant Chris Robshaw trait is his laugh.
18. He’s got that piss and tickle zest for life…
19. … just like Ryan G.
20. He can raise his arms, which is a good thing.
21. He can also point.
Another good thing.
22. I give up.
23. Just take my hand in marriage.
24. And please don’t tell Ryan.