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    I Just Learned Chris Evans Has No Idea How To Pose, And The Pictures Prove It Somehow Makes Him More Adorable

    And the choir goes: "I know what he can do with his hands."

    1. The other day Chris Evans revealed something I never noticed about him before.

    Chris Evans standing at an event

    2. After his Disney photoshop scandal, the actor revealed he has a "very disciplined" pose.

    I promise I’m not photoshopped into these! I just have a very disciplined pose. 🤦🏻‍♂️ (And I don’t know what to do with my hands) https://t.co/oiVadwg3s7

    Handout / Getty Images/ Twitter: @ChrisEvans

    3. And by "disciplined pose," he means he doesn't ever know what to do with his hands.

    Chris Evans holding his hands together on the red carpet

    4. Judging from his 20 years of red carpet pictures, it's VERY obvious.

    Chris Evans with his hands in his pockets

    5. Like, it's actually adorable and endearing.

    A closeup of Chris Evans

    6. Really, it's cute!

    Chris Evans with his fingers laced together

    7. Those limbs are just dangling there.

    Chris Evans with his arms by his side

    8. Even this picture with his actual hands is awkward!

    Chris Evans holding his hand prints

    Now, let's REALLY get into it...

    9. From my photo research, Chris has two poses.

    10. The "finger point."

    Chris Evans pointing

    11. Which he sprinkles gingerly into his pose "routine."

    Chris Evans pointing at a promo event

    12. But mostly, like 99% of the time, it’s the straight-up “hands in pocket.”

    Chris Evans with his hands in his pocket

    13. He's been doing it forever.

    a young Chris Evans with his hands in his pocket

    14. The first red carpet pictures of him are actually from back when he dated Jessica Biel and feature pocketed hands:

    Chris Evans with one hand in his pocket and the other on Jessica Biel's waist

    15. Even when she was hugging him, his hands were in his pockets:

    Chris Evans with one hand in his pocket and one hand around Jessica Biel

    16. At the Notebook premiere, his hands were in his pocket:

    Chris Evans with his hands in his pockets

    17. His hands were in his pockets modeling his best high school homecoming couture:

    Chris Evans with his hands in his pocket and wearing a short tie and short-sleeved collared shirt

    18. Hands in pocket with an Avril Lavigne tie:

    Chris Evans with his hands in his pocket and wearing a loose black tie

    19. At Halloween:

    Chris Evans with his hands in his pockets with Zoe Saldana

    20. In some pin stripes:

    Chris Evans with his hands in his pockets wearing a pin-striped suit

    21. Just guys being dudes!

    Chris Evans with his hands in his pockets along with two other guys

    22. At the ESPY awards next to a large athlete:

    Chris Evans with his hands in his pockets next to a tall man

    23. With a mustache:

    Chris Evans with his hands in his pockets with a mustache

    24. Presenting an award:

    Chris Evans presenting an award with someone with his hands in his pockets

    25. The man is a hands-in-pocket master.

    Chris Evans with his hands in his pockets

    26. It really is his "signature pose."

    an old photo of Chris Evans with his hands in his pockets

    27. Hands in pocket with mom:

    Chris Evans standing with his mom with his hands in his pockets

    28. Hands in pocket with Grace Jones:

    Chris Evans with his hands in his pocket next to Grace Jones

    29. Even Robert Downey Jr. couldn't coax those paws out!

    Chris Evans with his hands in his pockets standing back to back with Robert Downey Jr

    30. A hand in his pocket with his People's Choice Award:

    Chris Evans with one hand in his pocket and the other holding an award

    31. With his brother:

    Chris Evans with one hand in his pocket and the other around his brother

    32. On Wall Street:

    Chris Evans at the Stock Exchange with his hands in his pockets

    33. Even when he's signing something, he's got that hand in the pocket!

    Chris Evans signing a wall with one hand in his pocket

    34. Ultimately, this isn't christicism.

    a closeup of Chris Evans

    35. I find it hot. Who the hell cares!

    Chris Evans with his hands in his pockets

    36. I'd much prefer comfortable Chris:

    37. Over dangling, free-limbing Chris:

    Chris Evans with his hands by his side

    38. Love you, babes. Call me <3

    Chris Evans wearing sunglasses with his hands in his pockets