While most people were overjoyed that gender was finally a thing of the past because Celine Dion said so, there were some, a select few, that thought the whole thing was satanic.
To this I say, duh, everyone knows Celine Dion is satan-incarnate.
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One time she dressed a baby up as a nut and ate it.
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She physically can't cry tears, so she has no remorse/soul.
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She built a waterpark just for the hell of it!
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One time she did this sexy leg shaving thing.
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One time she wore a suit backwards.
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And one time she took even took a kayak.
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Look, she can't even drink water.
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Years ago, Celine tried to infiltrate the LPGA with her devil-loving ways.
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She thinks she's a dog.
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In her spare time, she runs people over in her car(s).
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She is always doing the illuminati code.
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She admitted to "not being good all the time."
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And I'm pretty sure she's killed at least eight men with those hands.
