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    31 Celebrity Tweets About Coronavirus That Actually Made Me Laugh

    "I feel like I’m somehow stuck back in that weird time period between Christmas and New Year where anything goes." —Kacey Musgraves

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    Yeah, no, sorry. Not gonna do "My Corona."

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    are people allowed to be born right now with all the corona stuff going on?

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    I am thinking of all my exes who never learned to cook.

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    I feel like I’m somehow stuck back in that weird time period between Christmas and new year where anything goes

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    Final Destination was released 20 years ago today. Remember that scene in the movie where I quarantined myself in that cabin so death couldn’t get me? I’m doing that right fucking now, in real life!

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    Some of you can do exactly what you do at the gym right in your own homes. Just find some sort of bench, pull out your phones and just fucking sit there, texting.

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    From here on out, the only Corona I want is from Mexico and you drink it.

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    My mom just dropped off a puzzle for me and my gf. Didn’t get out of her car and made me wipe it off with a bleach wipe before I went back upstairs. Apparently she did a puzzle drive-by at Sara’s too.

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    Been washing my hands for 7 minutes singing “happy birthday” by @StevieWonder x2. I didn’t know they meant the ‘other’ birthday song... smh

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    Self-Quarantined from dat rona #coronapocolypse

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    Instead of shaking hands, I’m just doing the Wu-Tang symbol from now on.

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    Protect Ya Neck against the Coronavirus. We are making a few thousand prints and distributing them across New York City. Feel FREE to do the same in your City. Share and RT this to the world. #wutang

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    I saw those Italy videos of people singing so I started singing to my neighbor and she told me to shut the fuck up

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    I mean Tom Hanks is who would play the guy in the movie about Coronavirus

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    I sure am using the word “hunker” a lot.

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    We’re all in this together, separately - listen to the scientists and The Sandman- stay out of the way/isolate/stay home #inthesameboat #bewell #betheball #taparoo https://t.co/BwtnQocZTS

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    Just checking in. Portia and I have watched every single thing on Netflix, and are just about done reading the entire internet. We played "Heads Up!" for 16 hours. Obviously, I won. Today, I’m gonna do my show for her and pretend to interview @Cher. Anyway what are you all doing?

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    For Meredith, self quarantining is a way of life. Be like Meredith. #QuarantineCats

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    My doctor told me “no hugging” and “no personal contact.” Man, I’ve got the perfect family for the Coronavirus.

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    Finding out I can sing the Happy Birthday song really really fast.

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    The only time you should sing “happy birthday” slowly is when you’re using it to time your hand washing

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    Have to remember my stocked fridge is to last my family for weeks, not a challenge for me to finish all in one day 🙄

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    If I start a New Year’s Eve countdown, will 2020 finally be over?

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    worst part about this is gonna be when every club has a drink special called the Quarantini

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    Lori Loughlin is wondering how the Coronavirus got into Princeton and her kid didn’t.

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    People are seriously STRESSING about not being able to wipe their ass……

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    Corona has really made me realize.. how many corporate emails I need to unsubscribe from.

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    Hey guys - starting tomorrow I’m going to be posting at home meditation videos that you all can just kidding

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    I’m gonna tell you something right now, tis not the time to have allergies.