4.
This tweet where Cher says hi to herself.
5.
Oprah telling it like it is.
6.
Kevin Durant questioning everything while watching the History Channel.
7.
Drake's absolute worst lyric ever.
8.
Kris Jenner feeling like she has a brick of meatloaf in her.
9.
Kris Jenner sharting herself.
10.
The time Lil Jon had to take a dump but was stuck behind a bus.
12.
Macklemore's 9/11 tweet.
13.
Britney Spears' climate change and Lady Gaga tweet.
14.
Oprah saying something about a man.
16.
Ludacris tweeting about orgasms.
18.
Martha Stewart having something to say about the letter "r."
19.
Martha Stewart literally just smashing her keyboard.
20.
Martha Stewart, the letter "L," and a cow.
21.
Justin Bieber asking chickens to love him.
22.
Alec Baldwin's battle with a barista named JAY.
25.
Seth Rogen acknowledging his mom's tweet about her camel toe.
28.
Cher wondering what's going on with her career.
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And lastly, Kim Kardashian realizing things about cucumbers.