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Britney Spears' New Music Video Is Proof She's A Slave To Satan And In The Illuminati

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If you didn't know by now, Britney Spears released her best music video in 10 years a couple weeks ago. Her new song, "Slumber Party," is excellent. It's like if "Hotline Bling" was actually good. The music video is great.

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This video, uploaded last week, explains it all. It basically claims the "Slumber Party" video is Britney's cry for help.

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In the illuminati exposé, a lady with a creepy-ass voice explains that the "Slumber Party" video begins with Britney heading to an "elite party," which is apparently a thing the illuminati do. There's a full moon and she's literally being driven by a ghost. It's dark-sided.


So basically, to sum it up, Britney Spears was raised by the illumanati and does everything to appease Satan. She's trapped and needs our thoughts and prayers. She also needs you to buy "Glory" on iTunes.

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