Back in 1997, an iconic and budding legend named Britney Spears attended the Parklane Academy in McComb, Mississippi.
She graciously accepted her role as point guard on the basketball team.
Even though she had to play next to mere mortals.
She was obviously on Homecoming court.
And a "Freshman Maid."
Here she is with a commoner named April.
And that's it! Get it before it ends up in a Louvre or Guggenheim or something. It's only $1350!