1. First off, kids will start posing like this.
2. And even worse, like this.
3. Boy Scouts will be so confused they'll start making out with statues.
4. And ride SEALS.
5. It will be mandatory for Boy Scouts to dress like MADONNA.
7. AND "Single Ladies."
8. Also FUR COATS
9. RAINBOW UMBRELLAS
10. SUUUUUPER GAY POSES
IN MONKEY SUITS AT THE APPLE STORE, TOO
12. Dogs will SHIT RAINBOWS
13. And the world will explode.
Thanks to the Born This Way blog for being my inspiration.