Sorry, The Movie "Sister Act" Was One Big F*cking Lie
First of all, before I ruin your life and send you spiraling, I need you to get your Life Alert ready.
All senior citizens should have Life Alert.
Now that our lives are alerted, let's begin: So you know Sister Mary Robert. She is, to some (me), the best part of Sister Act.
She is one of the most iconic gingers in all of ginger and non-ginger history. A gay icon and (possible) straight ally we can support.
The "Seraphim" heard round the world.
The pope shook, never the same.
Wellllllllllllll, take a seat. Clutch those rosaries. Find a Bible. Pop a communion wafer.
Everything is a fucking lie.
All of Sister Mary Roberts parts were sung by another person.
"Yes, hi. I have just found out that the ginger lady from Sister Act didn't actually sing her parts.
*FALLS DOWN STAIRS*
*SCREAMS SERAPHIN SERAPHIN SERAPHIN!!*
Sister Mary Robert was, in fact, lip-syncing for her life!
The real voice of Sister Mary Robert is this woman. Her name is Andrea Robinson.
You can see her perform on The View for the Sister Act 25th anniversary.
And, just for fun, this is what Sister Mary Robert looks like today.
Now, good luck living the rest of your life with this knowledge.
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