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Why We Need To Stop Worshipping Chrissy Teigen

Hear me out.

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It seems like every day there's some this that or the other BuzzFeed article about Chrissy Teigen doing some Chrissy Teigen thing. To that I say: FINE OKAY YOU RUN OUR WEBSITE. But personally, in a dark corner during our editorial meetings, I am screaming inside the words of Jennifer Lopez, "ENOUGH."

In this BuzzFeed post I will show you why there is more to Twitter than Chrissy Teigen. I will illustrate that with an example of a quality Twitter person. A person you should personally follow. A person we all should follow: the king of sax, Kenny G.

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Here's a typical Chrissy Teigen tweet: She's exploiting her dog for manual labor.

yes my dog is a bellhop and no I have no reasoning

Now a typical Kenny G tweet: He's riding a bike with no hands.

My hands are for one thing only: playing sax

A typical Chrissy Teigen tweet: arson.

just lit myself on fire making soup and first thought was to snap

A typical Kenny G tweet: playing sax.

How I pass the time while I wait to give out candy. #HappyHalloween everyone!

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A typical Chrissy Teigen tweet: She uses this "word" jfigjifgkmfgnirnnwlaownf. (Not a word.)

making a burrata and tomato stuffed portobello topped with toasted hazelnut crumbs and pesto and fresh basil jfigjifgkmfgnirnnwlaownf

A typical Kenny G tweet: He's democratically crowdsourcing his day.

A typical Chrissy Teigen tweet: She's complaining about posting food photos on Instagram. (Who likes those?!?!)

I miss posting food on my instagram. I have such pretty photos but I feel like everyone just wants butts now. So I Snapchat the food.

A typical Kenny G tweet: A picture of him gently caressing his stubble.

A typical Chrissy Teigen tweet: begging for bananas.

I really, really hate to say this but. I need one more banana

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A typical Kenny G tweet: He is suggesting some shadow sax.

A typical Chrissy Teigen tweet: She's mad about people having to do a perfectly normal bodily function!

Every god damn person on this plane has peed I've never seen anything like it

A typical Kenny G tweet: being saxy.

A typical Chrissy Teigen tweet: She's admitting she has bad taste in movies (weird to admit).

I LOVE: watching an extremely shitty movie, alone, then inviting friends over to watch shitty movie while I talk about how shitty it is

A typical Kenny G tweet: He's playing sax to a book.

In honor of #BookLoversDay, here I am serenading one of my favorite books ❤️

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A typical Chrissy Teigen tweet: can barely fold a blanket.

I'm not looking for a huge round of applause when I fold my inflight blanket when leaving but like a small group gently clapping would be ok

A typical Kenny G tweet: playing sax.

A typical Chrissy Teigen tweet: has a mean mom.

My mom keeps liking tweets of people hating on me

A typical Kenny G tweet: pranking his bald friend, John.

Just counting the number of hairs I found on John's head. Just kidding buddy. ;)

A typical Chrissy Teigen tweet: Eats plane clams.

Oh man do I have a tummy bug from hell. Why do I always order the riskiest shit on the plane like hell yeah plane clams sound great gimme

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A typical Kenny G tweet: anti-littering (a good cause).

A typical Chrissy Teigen tweet: doesn't know how pens work.

I fell asleep and there's ink everywhere I missed john's show and my back says it's a prank bruh

A typical Kenny G tweet: practicing sax.

A typical Chrissy Teigen tweet: harassing a mini pony.

A typical Kenny G tweet: hating on clarinets (annoying instrument, no offense).

A typical Chrissy Teigen tweet: She's always sleeping but then wants you to tell her what happened when she wakes up (annoying quality).

A typical Kenny G tweet: still thinking about sax.

I think my work here is done.

But seriously Chrissy our website runs on you. Don't take it too seriously!!!!

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