It seems like every day there's some this that or the other BuzzFeed article about Chrissy Teigen doing some Chrissy Teigen thing. To that I say: FINE OKAY YOU RUN OUR WEBSITE. But personally, in a dark corner during our editorial meetings, I am screaming inside the words of Jennifer Lopez, "ENOUGH."
In this BuzzFeed post I will show you why there is more to Twitter than Chrissy Teigen. I will illustrate that with an example of a quality Twitter person. A person you should personally follow. A person we all should follow: the king of sax, Kenny G.
It's-a me, Kenny G!
Let me show you the light.
Here's a typical Chrissy Teigen tweet: She's exploiting her dog for manual labor.
yes my dog is a bellhop and no I have no reasoning
Now a typical Kenny G tweet: He's riding a bike with no hands.
My hands are for one thing only: playing sax
A typical Chrissy Teigen tweet: arson.
just lit myself on fire making soup and first thought was to snap
A typical Kenny G tweet: playing sax.
How I pass the time while I wait to give out candy. #HappyHalloween everyone!
A typical Chrissy Teigen tweet: She uses this "word" jfigjifgkmfgnirnnwlaownf. (Not a word.)
making a burrata and tomato stuffed portobello topped with toasted hazelnut crumbs and pesto and fresh basil jfigjifgkmfgnirnnwlaownf
A typical Kenny G tweet: He's democratically crowdsourcing his day.
What should today's plan be?
A typical Chrissy Teigen tweet: She's complaining about posting food photos on Instagram. (Who likes those?!?!)
I miss posting food on my instagram. I have such pretty photos but I feel like everyone just wants butts now. So I Snapchat the food.
A typical Kenny G tweet: A picture of him gently caressing his stubble.
Stubble during sax, y/n?
A typical Chrissy Teigen tweet: begging for bananas.
I really, really hate to say this but. I need one more banana
A typical Kenny G tweet: He is suggesting some shadow sax.
How about some shadow sax??
A typical Chrissy Teigen tweet: She's mad about people having to do a perfectly normal bodily function!
Every god damn person on this plane has peed I've never seen anything like it
A typical Kenny G tweet: being saxy.
Just a saxy boy in a saxy world
A typical Chrissy Teigen tweet: She's admitting she has bad taste in movies (weird to admit).
I LOVE: watching an extremely shitty movie, alone, then inviting friends over to watch shitty movie while I talk about how shitty it is
A typical Kenny G tweet: He's playing sax to a book.
In honor of #BookLoversDay, here I am serenading one of my favorite books ❤️
A typical Chrissy Teigen tweet: can barely fold a blanket.
I'm not looking for a huge round of applause when I fold my inflight blanket when leaving but like a small group gently clapping would be ok
A typical Kenny G tweet: playing sax.
Saxing my way downtown 🎷
A typical Chrissy Teigen tweet: has a mean mom.
My mom keeps liking tweets of people hating on me
A typical Kenny G tweet: pranking his bald friend, John.
Just counting the number of hairs I found on John's head. Just kidding buddy. ;)
A typical Chrissy Teigen tweet: Eats plane clams.
Oh man do I have a tummy bug from hell. Why do I always order the riskiest shit on the plane like hell yeah plane clams sound great gimme
A typical Kenny G tweet: anti-littering (a good cause).
Littering isn't saxy
A typical Chrissy Teigen tweet: doesn't know how pens work.
I fell asleep and there's ink everywhere I missed john's show and my back says it's a prank bruh
A typical Kenny G tweet: practicing sax.
Don't mind me, just practicing!
A typical Chrissy Teigen tweet: harassing a mini pony.
It's happening
A typical Kenny G tweet: hating on clarinets (annoying instrument, no offense).
The floor is clarinets
A typical Chrissy Teigen tweet: She's always sleeping but then wants you to tell her what happened when she wakes up (annoying quality).
just woke up what happened
A typical Kenny G tweet: still thinking about sax.
Just thinking about sax
I think my work here is done.
But seriously Chrissy our website runs on you. Don't take it too seriously!!!!