Are you gay or something like that? Were you once a teen? Cool! Great! You're exactly the person I want to digitally talk to!

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So most people, like myself, go through an awkward teenage phase.

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Yes, you are not alone! We were all once awkward teens!

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Maybe you were like me and forced your friends to celebrate Britney Spears' birthday with a brownie cake and sing-a-long?

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Or maybe you were so gay that you made your parents use your picture with Britney Spears as your family's Christmas card.

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Or maybe MTV came to your house and filmed your puffy-ass teen self talking about Britney's virginity for a Fanatic-esque show.
