1. Saying your favorite Britney Spears song is “Toxic”
2. Saying your favorite Lady Gaga song is “Bad Romance"
3. Saying you love Carly Rae Jepsen but only knowing “Call Me Maybe”
4. Probably thinking Kylie Minogue died
5. Not knowing Tinashe exists
6. Ignoring everything Lana Del Rey has released except that shitty remix of "Summertime Sadness"
7. Only knowing 1997 Robyn…
8. …but on the off chance you know more, feeling edgy and cool for knowing “Dancing On My Own"
9. Thinking they know what Grindr is:
Straight culture is thinking Grindr is a "gay dating app"
10. Ed Sheeran
11. Letting Little Mix flop
12. Ignoring every pop girl when they turn 32
13. Dr. Phil
14. Losing their shit when they play “Shut Up And Dance With Me” at wedding
15. The song "Don't Stop Believing"
16. Singing "Mr. Brightside" at karaoke
17. This:
karaoke is like drag for straight people
18. Owning weird shit like this:
straight culture is a disease
19. Wearing matching shirts
20. Trying to hook up their gay co-worker with their gay friend just because they are gay
21. Walking slowly
22. Wearing flip flops with jeans
23. Saying "nice" after someone says "69"
24. "Love wins":
Why do straight people love saying LOVE WINS
25. Freaking the fuck out whenever “Since U Been Gone” comes on like it's the only Kelly Clarkson song they know
26. Owning anything with Grumpy Cat on it
27. Drinking glasses of milk
28. Taking up space on sidewalk as in not moving when other people are walking down the street
29. This:
straight culture is only ever referring to your partner as "this one"
30. Telling your gay friends you loved "Queer Eye"
31. Only realizing “Drag Race” was a good show in the past year
32. Wearing board shorts
33. Wearing underwear under board shorts
34. Not knowing what poppers are:
gays after every straight person asks if they’ve tried poppers
35. Wanting a gay best friend
36. Hanging an inspirational quote in your house
37. "Live, Laugh, Love"
38. Those bumper stickers that are like "This car climbed Mount Washington"
39. Liking Justin Timberlake in 2018
40. Having gay babies:
Why do straight people keep having so many gay babies?
41. Holding hands in public
42. Kissing in public
43. Rubbing their sexuality in everyone's faces
44. Getting mad at this list
45. Thinking this list is discrimination against straight people
46. Not realizing I'm (kind of) just kidding!!!
Straight culture is getting offended by a straight culture joke