46 Things Straight People Don't Realize Are Straight Culture

    We, as gay people, have been navigating this space for years!

    1. Saying your favorite Britney Spears song is “Toxic”

    2. Saying your favorite Lady Gaga song is “Bad Romance"

    3. Saying you love Carly Rae Jepsen but only knowing “Call Me Maybe”

    4. Probably thinking Kylie Minogue died

    5. Not knowing Tinashe exists

    6. Ignoring everything Lana Del Rey has released except that shitty remix of "Summertime Sadness"

    7. Only knowing 1997 Robyn…

    8. …but on the off chance you know more, feeling edgy and cool for knowing “Dancing On My Own"

    9. Thinking they know what Grindr is:

    Straight culture is thinking Grindr is a "gay dating app"

    10. Ed Sheeran

    11. Letting Little Mix flop

    12. Ignoring every pop girl when they turn 32

    13. Dr. Phil

    14. Losing their shit when they play “Shut Up And Dance With Me” at wedding

    15. The song "Don't Stop Believing"

    16. Singing "Mr. Brightside" at karaoke

    17. This:

    karaoke is like drag for straight people

    18. Owning weird shit like this:

    19. Wearing matching shirts

    20. Trying to hook up their gay co-worker with their gay friend just because they are gay

    21. Walking slowly

    22. Wearing flip flops with jeans

    23. Saying "nice" after someone says "69"

    24. "Love wins":

    Why do straight people love saying LOVE WINS

    25. Freaking the fuck out whenever “Since U Been Gone” comes on like it's the only Kelly Clarkson song they know

    26. Owning anything with Grumpy Cat on it

    27. Drinking glasses of milk

    28. Taking up space on sidewalk as in not moving when other people are walking down the street

    29. This:

    straight culture is only ever referring to your partner as "this one"

    30. Telling your gay friends you loved "Queer Eye"

    31. Only realizing “Drag Race” was a good show in the past year

    32. Wearing board shorts

    33. Wearing underwear under board shorts

    34. Not knowing what poppers are:

    gays after every straight person asks if they’ve tried poppers

    35. Wanting a gay best friend

    36. Hanging an inspirational quote in your house

    37. "Live, Laugh, Love"

    38. Those bumper stickers that are like "This car climbed Mount Washington"

    39. Liking Justin Timberlake in 2018

    40. Having gay babies:

    Why do straight people keep having so many gay babies?

    41. Holding hands in public

    42. Kissing in public

    43. Rubbing their sexuality in everyone's faces

    44. Getting mad at this list

    45. Thinking this list is discrimination against straight people

    46. Not realizing I'm (kind of) just kidding!!!

    Straight culture is getting offended by a straight culture joke