The Little Kid From "Love Actually" Is A 29-Year-Old Grown Man Now

To me, you are perpetually 12.

Well, I might as well be dead.*

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*Like, from old age, not anything dramatic or tragic.

I thought the little kid from Love Actually was, like, maybe 19 now.

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But he's not 19.

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I thought he'd be in a committed relationship — although likely miserable because 50% of marriages end in divorce — with Joanna.

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When a 9-year-old says "she's the one," you've really got to believe.

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But nope. He's not with Joanna.

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You guys, the little kid from Love Actually, Thomas Brodie-Sangster*, is a literal grown 29-year-old man.

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I realize he was in "Game of Thrones" and other things, but that doesn't take away from the fact that he was at one time wee little Sam.

29. Year. Old. Man.

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And get this: He rides a motorcycle.

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A 29-year-old motorcycle man!

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He's in a relationship with a person not named Joanna. Her name is Gzi Wisdom.

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So yeah, that's your daily dose of "Jesus Christ, everyone is getting old" news.

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The end.