Internet Finds·Posted on Aug 6, 202248 Tiny Observations People Made About Americans So Far In 2022 That Will Never Not Be Funny To MeFrom yellow school buses to movie theater butter machines: These are the best "do Americans really" tweets of 2022 so far.by Matt StoperaBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Over the past few years, "do Americans really" tweets have totally become a *thing* on Twitter. Because we've somehow made it halfway through 2022, I went through them and found some of my favorites. ThemightyCaolf @ThemightyCaolf I always fine it funny when people say, "Do Americans really do X." Like America is a quadrillion cultures in one, and some of those are Texas. Odds are yes, a portion of us do X, while another dont. 05:06 PM - 01 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ThemightyCaolf Enjoy. 1. ISA @1SAFEBRUARY6 do americans really have to stand for the pledge of allegiance or is that just fictional 12:04 PM - 24 Apr 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @1SAFEBRUARY6 2. Atlas @peaceinvirtue Do Americans really do this? 05:29 PM - 18 Mar 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @peaceinvirtue 3. пельменный шашлык🍡 @cumpothead Do Americans really have that lockers in schools as they show us in films, hah…?? 06:56 AM - 09 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @cumpothead 4. Dani @dani_olandese Do Americans really take pills out of an orange bottle and swallow a bunch of them without any water? Or is that just on tv? 08:18 PM - 19 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @dani_olandese 5. LEONARDO DA BITCHI @kcsaenn do americans really eat that much lasagna?? cause i always see it mentioned in games n movies like "there's some lasagna in the fridge" 07:33 PM - 11 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @kcsaenn 6. ka @catkidnapperr do americans actually go to school in them yellow busses or is it just in the movies 07:56 PM - 05 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @catkidnapperr 7. Awkward Cat Boy (yelling about books) @jakegreyxx Why is skype SO common in American TV shows? It's like everyone just /has/ skype. Do Americans really all just have skype? Do you all actually use this? Is it really as common as they make it seem on TV? 10:36 PM - 01 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @jakegreyxx 8. logan @mandochronicles do americans really party at bonfires or is that just a TV thing 04:24 PM - 01 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @mandochronicles 9. ale saw phoebe @gingerpines_ do americans really eat bacon and pancakes for breakfast 02:46 PM - 28 Jul 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @gingerpines_ piss @stoIenteeth do Americans actually do renaissance fairs or is Hollywood lying for attention 06:46 AM - 11 Mar 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @stoIenteeth 10. aeda @aedamalexia do americans really call them candy bars 12:49 AM - 26 Jul 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @aedamalexia 11. juls ♡ @saqsoot Wait is homecoming and prom not the same thing do americans actually have two formals in a year? 12:04 AM - 24 Jul 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @saqsoot 12. FOOLI (he/him) @Mafooli do americans really not say bye when hanging up the phone? 10:38 PM - 20 Jul 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Mafooli 13. 𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖞𝖌𝖚𝖗𝖑لا @uhluvrue do americans really ask to thank the chef for their food directly or is that only a thing in movies 🤔 08:47 PM - 13 Jul 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @uhluvrue 14. nat @ofariesfire wait do americans actually put marshmallows on sweet potatoes is that really a thing 02:18 PM - 04 Mar 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ofariesfire 15. amber @upstead_endgame do americans really eat ice cream mixed with soda?😭 04:12 PM - 23 Apr 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @upstead_endgame 16. Karl Böhm Respektor @BohmRespektor Do Americans actually wear Bolo ties? Or is this fake? 09:56 PM - 26 Jul 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @BohmRespektor 17. Sherine @Ninasshelf_ Do Americans really have Walmart-sized stores full of guns and combat supplies or is that just for the plot 01:12 PM - 01 Jul 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Ninasshelf_ 18. GalvaniseEDU @GalvaniseEdu Do Americans really have a thing for Summer camps in the same way they do in films? 06:05 PM - 27 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @GalvaniseEdu 19. Shadow @Shadow69420_ Do Americans really eat dinner at 6-7 PM? 💀 09:19 PM - 26 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Shadow69420_ 20. danny 𖦹 @1ittle_bone do americans really have cafeterias with cafeteria lines and lunch ladies who give you trays of the same stuff stuff. like everyone gets the same thing depending on the day. cuz i’ve never seen anything like that irl 12:27 AM - 25 Apr 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @1ittle_bone 21. 🌮🔔 @catgirls3000 do americans really not own kettles?? wtf do you mean you just microwave the water?? 04:00 PM - 19 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @catgirls3000 22. Hariduggaraju @haary_d Do americans really call a tv remote a 'clicker'(btw i'm watching Seinfeld on Netflix) 12:36 PM - 15 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @haary_d 23. human @humanhastweeted do americans actually eat corndogs 10:40 PM - 28 Jul 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @humanhastweeted 24. 🥂 @izanakrkw do Americans really just order a pizza and call it a meal 06:07 AM - 06 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @izanakrkw 25. 🧁| baby amuraa @kikuomikusix do americans really never let their pet cats go outside 08:34 AM - 12 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @kikuomikusix 26. Chris @bluemorbo Do Americans really call this a teeter-totter? 05:21 PM - 11 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @bluemorbo 27. Lucy McMenigall @lucy_mcmenigall Do Americans really sit on the rooftops of their house or is that just what they do in movies for some reason? 08:49 PM - 17 Apr 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @lucy_mcmenigall 28. reggie!! @regsemogf do americans actually have like all these dances like valentines dances and winter dances ect 05:41 PM - 08 Feb 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @regsemogf 29. blue / robin🎗 @hugs4philguy do americans actually go to walmart like is that a thing 12:26 PM - 21 Jul 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @hugs4philguy 30. 𝖑𝖔𝖘𝖙 𝖎𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘 ✨ @ErikaWhiteley I need to know: do Americans really wear heels to school, or is that just in movies? 👠 07:09 PM - 04 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ErikaWhiteley 31. Country Vince @country_vince Do Americans really leave their car keys under the sun visor for any passing thief to find? 12:39 PM - 14 Mar 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @country_vince 32. isabel 🎸 @eddiexmunsons Can I ask, do Americans actually call people twerps as an insult … sincerely, an Australian 11:23 AM - 13 Jul 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @eddiexmunsons 33. Beth Gripz @Crustopus Do Americans really call a duvet a "comforter"? Wtf is that? 03:56 PM - 18 Feb 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Crustopus 34. holly ≅ @HollyIfTrue do americans really have pop tarts for breakfast everyday 06:47 PM - 24 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @HollyIfTrue 35. Lora @loraliess do americans actually like ranch that much ? 03:53 PM - 27 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @loraliess 36. Lans 🌻🌈 @LansKingdom93 Do Americans really call their sons “son” or is that just in tv? Is so weird to me 12:29 AM - 26 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @LansKingdom93 37. Martin @cheezus69 Do Americans really do the whole dissecting a frog thing in school or is it just a weird telly thing? 09:06 PM - 31 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @cheezus69 38. eloise bridgerton @tayluvre do americans really eat peanut butter and jam together is that a thing 12:12 PM - 23 May 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @tayluvre 39. gabe @angle_gabriel_ do americans actually have toys in their cereal 08:19 AM - 05 May 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @angle_gabriel_ 40. hazel @blonderexc do americans really say hi to you in public even if you don’t know them??? 10:29 PM - 22 May 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @blonderexc 41. grayce @whore4redjasper do americans actually say douchebag 12:32 PM - 04 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @whore4redjasper 42. Nathan @Nathanproduct Do Americans actually have pizza party’s at school lmao if we got a reward it was just a chocolate like quality street or hero’s and then a normal lesson 10:55 AM - 21 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Nathanproduct 43. Nat Bigurals @colinyouanus Do Americans really make an entire pot of coffee in the morning and have it sitting there all day instead of making a cup when they want one 11:24 AM - 16 Apr 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @colinyouanus 44. Mich @monsterainc_ Do Americans really climb ropes at school? 01:16 AM - 03 May 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @monsterainc_ 45. Suitcase Monkey @SuitcaseMonkey Do Americans really have a box they put their belongings in when they get fired as they leave their workplace? I see it all the time in TV but don’t think that has ever happened in the UK. What’s that about? 😅 08:58 PM - 10 Apr 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @SuitcaseMonkey 46. Kytz🍁🌸 🇺🇦 @KytzG2 Do Americans really say "Fella"? 07:05 AM - 31 Mar 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @KytzG2 47. Dr Prerna Chinoy @preechinoy I really need to know: Do americans actually sit on their beds with their shoes on like this? 01:22 PM - 12 May 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @preechinoy 48. And last but not least... choco 🍵 @chocoliotta Do americans actually eat that canned spray cheese or is that propaganda 02:17 PM - 28 May 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @chocoliotta Bye!