48 Tiny Observations People Made About Americans So Far In 2022 That Will Never Not Be Funny To Me

    From yellow school buses to movie theater butter machines: These are the best "do Americans really" tweets of 2022 so far.

    Over the past few years, "do Americans really" tweets have totally become a *thing* on Twitter.

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    Because we've somehow made it halfway through 2022, I went through them and found some of my favorites.

    I always fine it funny when people say, "Do Americans really do X." Like America is a quadrillion cultures in one, and some of those are Texas. Odds are yes, a portion of us do X, while another dont.

    Twitter: @ThemightyCaolf

    Enjoy.

    1.

    do americans really have to stand for the pledge of allegiance or is that just fictional

    Twitter: @1SAFEBRUARY6

    2.

    Twitter: @peaceinvirtue

    3.

    Do Americans really have that lockers in schools as they show us in films, hah…??

    Twitter: @cumpothead

    4.

    Do Americans really take pills out of an orange bottle and swallow a bunch of them without any water? Or is that just on tv?

    Twitter: @dani_olandese

    5.

    do americans really eat that much lasagna?? cause i always see it mentioned in games n movies like "there's some lasagna in the fridge"

    Twitter: @kcsaenn

    6.

    do americans actually go to school in them yellow busses or is it just in the movies

    Twitter: @catkidnapperr

    7.

    Why is skype SO common in American TV shows? It's like everyone just /has/ skype. Do Americans really all just have skype? Do you all actually use this? Is it really as common as they make it seem on TV?

    Twitter: @jakegreyxx

    8.

    do americans really party at bonfires or is that just a TV thing

    Twitter: @mandochronicles

    9.

    do americans really eat bacon and pancakes for breakfast

    Twitter: @gingerpines_

    do Americans actually do renaissance fairs or is Hollywood lying for attention

    Twitter: @stoIenteeth

    10.

    do americans really call them candy bars

    Twitter: @aedamalexia

    11.

    Wait is homecoming and prom not the same thing do americans actually have two formals in a year?

    Twitter: @saqsoot

    12.

    do americans really not say bye when hanging up the phone?

    Twitter: @Mafooli

    13.

    do americans really ask to thank the chef for their food directly or is that only a thing in movies 🤔

    Twitter: @uhluvrue

    14.

    wait do americans actually put marshmallows on sweet potatoes is that really a thing

    Twitter: @ofariesfire

    15.

    do americans really eat ice cream mixed with soda?😭

    Twitter: @upstead_endgame

    16.

    Do Americans actually wear Bolo ties? Or is this fake?

    Twitter: @BohmRespektor

    17.

    Do Americans really have Walmart-sized stores full of guns and combat supplies or is that just for the plot

    Twitter: @Ninasshelf_

    18.

    Do Americans really have a thing for Summer camps in the same way they do in films?

    Twitter: @GalvaniseEdu

    19.

    Do Americans really eat dinner at 6-7 PM? 💀

    Twitter: @Shadow69420_

    20.

    do americans really have cafeterias with cafeteria lines and lunch ladies who give you trays of the same stuff stuff. like everyone gets the same thing depending on the day. cuz i’ve never seen anything like that irl

    Twitter: @1ittle_bone

    21.

    do americans really not own kettles?? wtf do you mean you just microwave the water??

    Twitter: @catgirls3000

    22.

    Do americans really call a tv remote a 'clicker'(btw i'm watching Seinfeld on Netflix)

    Twitter: @haary_d

    23.

    do americans actually eat corndogs

    Twitter: @humanhastweeted

    24.

    do Americans really just order a pizza and call it a meal

    Twitter: @izanakrkw

    25.

    do americans really never let their pet cats go outside

    Twitter: @kikuomikusix

    26.

    Do Americans really call this a teeter-totter?

    Twitter: @bluemorbo

    27.

    Do Americans really sit on the rooftops of their house or is that just what they do in movies for some reason?

    Twitter: @lucy_mcmenigall

    28.

    do americans actually have like all these dances like valentines dances and winter dances ect

    Twitter: @regsemogf

    29.

    do americans actually go to walmart like is that a thing

    Twitter: @hugs4philguy

    30.

    I need to know: do Americans really wear heels to school, or is that just in movies? 👠

    Twitter: @ErikaWhiteley

    31.

    Do Americans really leave their car keys under the sun visor for any passing thief to find?

    Twitter: @country_vince

    32.

    Can I ask, do Americans actually call people twerps as an insult … sincerely, an Australian

    Twitter: @eddiexmunsons

    33.

    Do Americans really call a duvet a "comforter"? Wtf is that?

    Twitter: @Crustopus

    34.

    do americans really have pop tarts for breakfast everyday

    Twitter: @HollyIfTrue

    35.

    do americans actually like ranch that much ?

    Twitter: @loraliess

    36.

    Do Americans really call their sons “son” or is that just in tv? Is so weird to me

    Twitter: @LansKingdom93

    37.

    Do Americans really do the whole dissecting a frog thing in school or is it just a weird telly thing?

    Twitter: @cheezus69

    38.

    do americans really eat peanut butter and jam together is that a thing

    Twitter: @tayluvre

    39.

    do americans actually have toys in their cereal

    Twitter: @angle_gabriel_

    40.

    do americans really say hi to you in public even if you don’t know them???

    Twitter: @blonderexc

    41.

    do americans actually say douchebag

    Twitter: @whore4redjasper

    42.

    Do Americans actually have pizza party’s at school lmao if we got a reward it was just a chocolate like quality street or hero’s and then a normal lesson

    Twitter: @Nathanproduct

    43.

    Do Americans really make an entire pot of coffee in the morning and have it sitting there all day instead of making a cup when they want one

    Twitter: @colinyouanus

    44.

    Do Americans really climb ropes at school?

    Twitter: @monsterainc_

    45.

    Do Americans really have a box they put their belongings in when they get fired as they leave their workplace? I see it all the time in TV but don’t think that has ever happened in the UK. What’s that about? 😅

    Twitter: @SuitcaseMonkey

    46.

    Twitter: @KytzG2

    47.

    I really need to know: Do americans actually sit on their beds with their shoes on like this?

    Twitter: @preechinoy

    48. And last but not least...

    Do americans actually eat that canned spray cheese or is that propaganda

    Twitter: @chocoliotta

    Bye!

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