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Why America Needs Britney Spears More Than Ever

Change is upon us.

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Are you still alive after watching her tell men to "suck her fucking toe"?

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Can you handle the destruction of the "Break the Ice" choreo?

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Britney is back to ruin all your faves' lives.

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The Vegas show has been the best thing (besides breaking up with that random dude) that has happened to her in like seven years!

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Sooooo, how about this: Britney extends the residency a leg or two.

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That way we can continue to watch her make the "Me Against the Music" breakdown her bitch.

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That way we get more "Toxic" floor poundage.

And that way we get more of this sick-ass "Pretty Girls" breakdown.

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It just feels so damn good to see Britney work the stage so hard.

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You can let the literal president of the United States know that Britney Spears needs to stay in Las Vegas by signing this petition.

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