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28 Feelings Everyone With A "Weed Man" Will Understand

PICK. UP. YOUR. PHONE.

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1. The "SOS PLZ SEND HELP" feeling

When your weed guy isn't picking up the phone...

2. The "seriously, ANSWER YOUR PHONE" feeling:

When your weed man isn't answering the phone

3. The "are you REALLY on your way?" feeling:

4. The "DON'T TELL ME 10 MINUTES WHEN YOU REALLY MEAN AN HOUR" feeling:

When the weed man tells you 10 minutes, then an hour goes by and you still haven't heard from him.

5. The "DON'T TELL ME 30 MINUTES WHEN YOU REALLY MEAN 3 HOURS" feeling:

When the weed guy tells you he'll be there in 30 but takes three hours

6. The "well, I give up" feeling:

When the weed man tell you he gone be there in 5 and you go outside and he never show up

7. The "dude, I am not your therapist" feeling:

When the weed man ask my me for advice im sitting here like hey do what ever you want fool

8. The "this is strictly business" feeling:

When the weed man starts tryna chill with u

9. The "seriously, I am learning too much about you — you are my drug dealer and that is it" feeling:

@sammycaakes when the weed man starts talking about his personal life.

10. The "well, I'm already high, but thanks for calling" feeling:

When your weed guy calls you..but you already high..

11. The "THANK YOU FOR DOING YOUR JOB!" feeling:

When your weed guy answers the phone the first time you call

12. The "I'll pretend like I'm interested in what you're saying so you better throw me something extra" feeling:

when your weed guy thinks you're interested in hearing his thoughts on kim k

13. The "I'll laugh at that joke so you better throw me something extra" feeling:

When the Weed Man tells a joke that you don't find funny but you laugh anyway so he doesn't cut you off " @ImNoel123

14. The "I just waited hours for you to show up so I'm gonna pretend like I'm mad (but inside I'm ecstatic)" feeling:

When your weed guy finally comes and your just here like..

15. The "don't pull that shit with me" feeling:

When your weed guy gives you a shit ton of stems...

16. The "this better be good shit because you definitely skimped me out" feeling:

When the weed man skimps you out 😑

17. The "what side of the street are you on?" feeling:

When the weed man is on the wrong street and he told you he outside

18. The "I can't believe the weed guy takes vacations" feeling:

>when your weed guy is out of town for some reason and he won't be back til monday and you don't have a back up

19. The "you don't know me" feeling:

When your weed guy think he knows you

20. The "OK let's see what you got" feeling:

21. The "I am so blessed today" feeling:

When the weed guy normally doesn't do eighths for 35 but he says "I gotchu"

22. The "hey where are you?" feeling:

When the weed guy says "Almost there" so you go outside but he really hasn't even left his house

23. The "I never thought you'd call!" feeling:

When the weed man finally calls you back

24. The "YOU LIED" feeling:

When the weed man kept you waiting all day then say "sorry I can't bring it tonite"

25. The "YOU REALLY LIED" feeling:

When the weed man say he got that loud, but he show up with that downtown Charlie Brown...

26. The "this day is better than Christmas day" feeling:

When the weed man pull out a variety instead of one

27. And lastly, the "YOU ARE A GOOD MAN!" feeling:

when the weed man gives you more than you expected

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