The other week it was exposed by a fellow colleague of mine that Eminem was growing a questionable beard that resembled pubes. Now, I am NOT into beard shaming but I am into pointing out facts. I don't like drama so I try not to lie!
Ever since Eminem revealed his pubeard, it's been a constant thought. Not because it resembles curly pubes, but because it resembles Mariah Carey's fake beard in her video for "Obsessed."
Then I was sent a new Instagram video with Eminem's beard and holy shit, I realized his evolution into Mariah Carey dressed as Eminem was almost complete! It's like the movie Inception but with a talented vocalist and that guy from 8 Mile. (Full disclosure: I never saw Inception but I feel like there's a plot line of a famous rapper growing a ratty beard and turning into a vocalist named Mariah).