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Absolute Proof That Nicolas Cage Is God

RISE UP AND FOLLOW HIM.

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HYPOTHESIS: God is everywhere and in all of us. So is Nic Cage. Therefore Nic Cage must also be God.

See evidence below.

1. He's hanging from the ceiling while two of his followers worship him from their homemade alter:

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5. In the rearview mirrors at the Disney World parking lot:

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8. He makes people disappear and takes over their bodies:

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9. He's hiding behind packs of Pretzel Crisps:

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11. Behind a woman and her child at a liquor store:

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13. And, of course, he's scaring children:

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14. Like God, he's plastered all over the back of the people's cars:

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19. Like any religious deity, he's on the screens of multiple tablets at Best Buy:

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20. Next to some dude wearing a hot dog shirt:

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21. He has the ability to shape-shift into a teenage girl:

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22. He's on license plates:

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23. Next to a dude eating a taco salad:

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28. Is good with youth outreach:

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33. And, lastly, a flower pot:

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