Celebrity·Posted on Mar 10, 2014Absolute Proof That Nicolas Cage Is GodRISE UP AND FOLLOW HIM.by Matt StoperaBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail HYPOTHESIS: God is everywhere and in all of us. So is Nic Cage. Therefore Nic Cage must also be God. See evidence below. 1. He's hanging from the ceiling while two of his followers worship him from their homemade alter: View this photo on Instagram 2. He's on eBay being sold as a time traveling vampire from 1870: 3. At McDonald's with this guy's cousin: 4. Driving in reverse down Venice Blvd: 5. In the rearview mirrors at the Disney World parking lot: View this photo on Instagram 6. Stopping traffic: View this photo on Instagram 7. And he shops at Target, which I feel like Jesus would also do: 8. He makes people disappear and takes over their bodies: View this photo on Instagram 9. He's hiding behind packs of Pretzel Crisps: View this photo on Instagram 10. On the bus: 11. Behind a woman and her child at a liquor store: View this photo on Instagram 12. Turning down a roll: View this photo on Instagram 13. And, of course, he's scaring children: View this photo on Instagram 14. Like God, he's plastered all over the back of the people's cars: View this photo on Instagram 15. In Serbian textbooks: 16. Hanging from his ear by a random Italian man: 17. All over Vietnam: 18. And at the fair: 19. Like any religious deity, he's on the screens of multiple tablets at Best Buy: View this photo on Instagram 20. Next to some dude wearing a hot dog shirt: View this photo on Instagram 21. He has the ability to shape-shift into a teenage girl: View this photo on Instagram 22. He's on license plates: View this photo on Instagram 23. Next to a dude eating a taco salad: View this photo on Instagram 24. In your toilet: View this photo on Instagram 25. And has many statues (icons) made of him: 26. Like God, he wants to Free Amanda: 27. He pets ligers: 28. Is good with youth outreach: View this photo on Instagram 29. And can fly: 30. Nic Cage is also a random businessman in the corner of this photo: 31. A feminist hero: 32. The Queen: View this photo on Instagram 33. And, lastly, a flower pot: View this photo on Instagram He is everywhere. Amen.