If you didn't already know, I feel bad for you, but there's this really hot guy on the Purdue gymnastics team who wears long blue gym shorts.
He's the best thing that's happened to knee-length blue shorts in a very, very long time.
He also has a yellow tank top that's very nice too.
The thing that makes him so unique is his hot body, extreme flexibility, and cute smile. He's like a total triple threat.
He has nice abs too.
And the blue shorts. There is NOTHING better than a guy in gym shorts.
But gym shorts are also great so whatever.
Back to my gorgeous blue-shorted boo.
So like there was this one time he lifted his legs on a bike rack.
It was, as we say in history, "iconic."
Like a masterpiece.
Furthermore, he's the leader of other hot, shirtless men.
All the other boys admire him.
He just stands out.
Another thing I love about him are his hot dance moves.
So fresh.
So nimble.
OMG he's also so goofy.
He totally makes space funny + hot.
Basically, the whole point of this was to shine a light on someone making a positive impact on a college community.
So yeah, thank you.
And...
ENCORE.
You can watch the full video of him and his teammates in motion here.