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A Tribute To Greta Garbo Not Being Impressed

Greta Garbo would have celebrated her 107th birthday this week. She wouldn't have been impressed.

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Greta Garbo...

...is...

Not impressed.

Things that don't impress Greta:

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That shitty frock you're wearing.

That thing on the left.

That thing on the right.

This mirror.

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Sketchy ass doors.

Reporters and fans.

This candle.

And You.

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*Marlene sees Greta is unimpressed, sips tea*

Greta is also not impressed by her birthday.

This dude kissing her.

This other dude kissing her.

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Seriously, she DOESN'T CARE.

*Falls asleep while being kissed*

Stop now.

Greta's also not impressed by the asshole who interrupted her reading.

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That lace.

The view off this boat.

You, again.

Adult lions.

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Bad cocktails.

This weird statue.

Anyone who has issues with her womanhood.

Strange dudes staring closely next to her face.

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And strange little boys caressing her face.

Things that impress Greta Garbo:

Baby lions.

Wrapping herself up like a taco.

To sum things up...

*Rolls eyes*