All of the following were actual tweets from Amanda Bynes’ now defunct Twitter account, @Chicky.
Amanda’s thoughts on hair capes:
Amanda’s thoughts on Judaism:
Amanda’s thoughts on Jeans:
Amanda’s thoughts on Snapple:
Amanda’s thoughts on foxy couples:
Amanda’s thoughts on creepers:
Amanda’s thoughts on black men:
Amanda’s definition of book:
Amanda’s thoughts on marriage:
And finally, retirement:
This one is actually quite telling.
- Republicans have breathed new life into their once dead Obamacare replacement and it may be enough to get the bill through the House.
- Sebastian Gorka couldn't make it as a national security expert in Hungary, but that's not stopping him from advising President Trump.
- People are calling the Trump administration's new "criminal alien" hotline to report how they've been victimized by space aliens 👽☎️
- Chipotle is finally adding dessert to its menu and cinnamon, honey, and caramel butter dipping sauce will be involved 😋