All of the following were actual tweets from Amanda Bynes’ now defunct Twitter account, @Chicky.
Amanda’s thoughts on hair capes:
Amanda’s thoughts on Judaism:
Amanda’s thoughts on Jeans:
Amanda’s thoughts on Snapple:
Amanda’s thoughts on foxy couples:
Amanda’s thoughts on creepers:
Amanda’s thoughts on black men:
Amanda’s definition of book:
Amanda’s thoughts on marriage:
And finally, retirement:
This one is actually quite telling.
- Donald Trump broke with decades of US policy by speaking with the president of Taiwan Friday, a move that could anger China.
- A jury failed to reach a verdict Friday in the case of Michael Slager, a former South Carolina officer charged in the fatal shooting of Walter Scott.
- The CEO of Zenefits plans to step down after 10 months on the job. A legal mess nearly sank the company this year.
- A UFC fighter is asking people to crush apples with their bare hands 🍎💪