According to the NY Daily News:
Chomper Thomas Tomasello, 52, was busted for felony assault after beating and biting Nicholas Cacace on the sidewalk outside the Oakwood Diner on Amboy Road, cops said.
“He chewed his ear - he must have been hungry,” one witness said with a laugh. “He must have been reading about that cannibal down in Miami or something.”
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