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Dear Sad And Ugly Haters, Britney Spears Sang Live Last Night And It's Honestly Gorgeous

"Happy Birthday" will never sound the same.

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We have gathered here today to mourn the loss and tragic downfall of all the other girls' careers.

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From Gaga to Taylor to even Beyoncé, the other girls have been put out of jobs and put on soup lines.

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Spike TV karaoke-show cohost and former Oreo salesperson Christina Aguilera has been lessened to selling apples on the street.

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Even Miley and Rihanna (but obviously Katy) are on the street begging for tips and stages to perform on.

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Why?

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Because their careers have been ended by a live vocalist named Britney Spears.

Last night (or like 30 minutes ago because she's overseas and time zones are a thing), Britney Spears sang "Happy Birthday" in Singapore and her vocals are LEGIT amazing and better than Mariah's. SERIOUSLY, WATCH IT:

THIS JUST FUCKED ME UP. I CAN NOT BREATHE!!!!!! NEVER COME FOR BRITNEY'S SINGING VOICE EVER AGAIN. I AM DEAD.

And here's another angle because it's gorgeous:

I JUST WITNESSED BRITNEY SPEARS SINGING LIVE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MANY YEARS IN SINGAPORE #BritneyLiveInConcert

And there you have it. It's 2017 and Britney Spears can sing live. Now let's get this on iTunes and Spotify so it can get the No. 1 it truly deserves. #BuyHappyBirthdayOnItunes

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