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33 Songs Gays Listened To While Dramatically Staring Out Of Windows Pretending To Be Emo And Sad

Brb, putting "Come Clean" on and praying it rains.

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1. "I'm With You" by Avril Lavigne

Angst Level: High. Like if it was raining and you had an umbrella you sure as hell were twirling it whilst walking down the street yodeling Avril-style in your head.


10. The Titanic soundtrack

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Angst Level: High. Jack and Rose met in two days, fell in love, and fucked. Meanwhile you were just some little closeted kid staring out of bus windows dramatically listening to the Titanic soundtrack.


13. "It's All Coming Back To Me Now" by Celine Dion

Angst Level: Ridiculously high. The number of times I trudged around my room and paused to dramatically look out of my bedroom window was unhealthy.


18. "Take A Bow" by Rihanna

Angst Level: Low. The best thing to do while listening to "Take A Bow" is to erratically shake your hands in the air when she sings "How about a round of applause? Standing ovation."


25. "By Your Side" by Sade

Angst Level: Low. This would come on in your mom or mom's friend's mini van and you would sit in the backseat, blow on the glass, and draw shapes with your dewy residue (ew lol).

26. The "Pure Moods" CD commercial

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Angst Level: High. Orchestra music, chanting, and Enya always get to gays.

31. "If I Ain't Got You" by Alicia Keys

Angst Level: Medium. I was deciding if Alicia Keys was for straight people but a gay told me it reminds me of fall. Fall is pretty gay so there's that.

And here's the Spotify playlist:


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