1.Dear ignorant-ass children, take a seat. I have a story to tell you. It’s about the original queen of rap. No, not Queen Latifah or Salt-N-Pepa. Not Lil' Kim or Nicki Minaj. Don't even start with that Igloo Australia bullshit.
3.Her story begins in the early '90s. Madonna wasn't batshit insane yet and stores like "Blockbuster" that rented "videotapes" still existed. People even used to buy overpriced shit from a magazine on planes called Skymall. It was a cool time.
4.Missy was a brilliant writer and producer with the coolest best friends. One of her coolest friends was the iconic angel above us, Aaliyah.
5.Missy became a household name with her iconic art video "The Rain (Supa Dupa Fly)." Salvador Dalí could never.
6.And even though she couldn't really figure out how a picture frame worked...
7....and got stuck hanging from a chandelier this one time...
8....she was still able to take rap to a new level.
9.She was literally called "hip-hop's first lady of innovation."