*Asks to borrow a dollar*
*Buys a Cup Noodles*
*Pulls out a bongo*
*Plays either Sublime or Korn*
OK, we’re ready.
*Rings the White Guys With Dreads alarm*
In case you didn’t know, we’re in the midst of a white guy with dreads resurgence.
In order to prepare you for the impending influx of white guys with dreads, I’ve compiled a list of accurate (hopefully helpful!) tweets about them.
And please, stay safe out there, my friends.
HERE’S WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW:
Have a nice day!
- Rick Perry, who famously wanted to abolish the Energy Department, said at his confirmation hearing to lead the Energy Department he now rejects "recommending its elimination."
- Been wondering why your friends now look like weird glamorous cartoons? That's thanks to Chinese selfie app Meitu. Say cheese 📸