21 Things You Desperately Need To Know About White Guys With Dreads

Be careful out there.

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*Asks to borrow a dollar*

*Buys a Cup Noodles*

*Pulls out a bongo*

*Plays either Sublime or Korn*

OK, we're ready.

In case you didn't know, we're in the midst of a white guy with dreads resurgence.

In order to prepare you for the impending influx of white guys with dreads, I've compiled a list of accurate (hopefully helpful!) tweets about them.

And please, stay safe out there, my friends.

HERE'S WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW: