37 "Hot Guy Things" That Definitely Aren't "Hot Guy Things" Anymore
*Shudders*
by
BuzzFeed Staff
by
BuzzFeed Staff
1. Guys with super flat-ironed hair and that made this face in every pic they took:
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2. Guys who wore suggestive graphic tees:
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3. Guys with this "bangs for days" haircut:
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4. Guys who just, like, dry humped the air in a congo line:
5. Guys who enjoyed giving each other wet willies while eating pizza:
6. Guys who wore zippered skin-tight baby tees:
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7. Guys who, just like, slapped their own asses:
8. Any guy with a bowl/mushroom cut:
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9. Guys who were really into patriotism:
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10. Guys with thermals under short-sleeve T-shirts (but especially graphic tees) and polos:
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11. Guys who weren't afraid to expose a tit or two:
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12. Also those pants, ooh lala:
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13. Guys who wore fedoras they got as part of a mob costume they bought at Party City:
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14. Guys who liked having hot wax poured on their chest:
15. Bucket hats you would get at a carnival or fair:
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16. Any guy with extremely spiky gelled-up hair:
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17. And ESPECIALLY spiky tips that were frosted:
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18. Or if spiky gelled frosted tips wasn't quite your thing, then you always had uncooked ramen noodle hair:
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19. Guys with extremely baggy cargo shorts:
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20. Guys who were really into bedazzling:
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21. Any guy wearing this exact "going out for the night" outfit:
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22. Guys in teen movies who wore corduroy newsboy caps:
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23. Honestly, most of Aaron Paul's mid-'00s wardrobe was "hot guy" attire:
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24. Guys who wore matching track suits without shirts:
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25. Any guy who wore beaded and shelled necklaces — preferably puka:
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26. Guys with *the* Ryan Cabrera haircut:
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27. Guys who could only figure out one button:
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28. Guys who were really good at making dramatic hand movements:
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29. Guys who hung out together in piles of stuffed animals:
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30. Guys with heavily manicured chin straps:
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31. Guys with itty bitty soul patches:
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32. Guys wearing giant striped ties as necklaces:
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33. Guys with faux hawks:
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Bonus points if they were frosted.
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34. Guys with shredded clothing:
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35. Guys with reflective leather clothing:
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36. Any of the guys who had to stand shirtless outside an Abercrombie in the mall in distressed bootcut jeans or baggy cargo pants:
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37. And finally, literally any guy who worked at Hollister and rocked weirdly, almost green-tinted distressed jeans with Hollister logo tees:
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