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19 Magazine Covers Your Girlfriends Owned But You Would Look At Because You Were Gay

A collection of magazine covers near and dear to my heart.

1. The ICONIC Sean William Scott Teen People cover.

2. Josh Hartnett in the official uniform of the messy gay: A mesh shirt*.

3. Brad Pitt after he went swimming in the ocean with his clothes on.

4. Eminem's exposed right tit.

5. Ja Rule with his right eye and double tits exposed.

6. Usher shirtless holding onto his large belt.

7. Just, like, Freddie Prinze Jr. being hot.

8. More Usher tits, but this time with a lil' belly jewel thing.

9. The arms of 98 Degrees.

10. Brad Pitt, again.

11. Any issue of DNA that you would see in Barnes & Noble.

12. Any issue of Men's Health*.

13. Ashton Kutcher either putting on or taking off his shirt (I was never able to figure it out).

14. Keanu.

15. Zac Efron going full-spread twink.

16. The Backstreet Boys with their pants down.

17. Ricky Martin's midriff.

18. The breasts of 98 Degrees.

19. And, of course, Justin Timberlake's Rolling Stone cover.