12 Things I Learned From The Saved By The Bell Oil Spill Episode

You can learn a lot about yourself, oil, and Bayside from this episode. I've basically learned everything I know from SBTB.

• 1. Never play baseball by a pond

  

• 2. Lisa likes turtles

  

• 3. Ducks make great pets

  

• 4. Mr. Belding grew up on a farm

  

• 5. Saved By The Bell is kinda racist

  

• 6. Jessie Spano is almost always right

  

• 7. Slater looks really gay covered in oil

  

• 8. "You never get something for nothing" - Zach Morris

  

• 9. "Accidents happen a lot with oil companies, then they just slip out of being responsible for them" - Jessie Spano

  

• 10. Slater has the gayest wardrobe

  

• 11. "I'm afraid it's going to take more than a few dead animals to change their (the oil companies) minds" - Mr. Belding

  

• 12. Bayside rocks!