This was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do.
“I’m so cold.” —you, always
Farting is oftentimes unpredictable…
I love a good controversy.
The best time of year has arrived.
If it’s empty THEN FILL THE DANG THING UP.
“No to hate, yes to pancakes.”
Don’t forget the good times.
“Slumber Party” has changed me.
Your world is about to be rocked. ROCKED.
If there’s one thing Americans do better than anyone it’s protest signs.